WrestleMania 27: The Prediction Special
Finally… The Rock has come back… to save the buyrates. That’s right, kids,
The Miz vs John Cena
Now The Rock is the host of WrestleMania, right? Just like Kim Kardashian a
These main event waters are somewhat murky and unclear, but in an all so
As for the action itself, we’ll probably have an average encounter. While both
Prediction: The Miz wins, but not clean. The Rock gets involved and whatever happens
(WWE Championship match)
Edge vs Alberto Del Rio (World Championship match)
Here it is. Del Rio, the once and future king, ready for his coronation with only a
Yet there seems to be something lacking and you can directly relate it to the
Prediction: Alllllllberto Del Riiiiiiiooooooo. The reign begins. Maybe now Del Rio will
The Undertaker vs Triple H
Is this the main event? I thought it was a few weeks ago, but I guess not. Maybe
Prediction: 19-0. The Undertaker wins and this time next year, he’ll be going for twenty
Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan (U.S. Championship match)
Prediction: Daniel Bryan. No! Sheamus. Eeeeeeeehhhhh. Push? Can I predict push?
Trish Stratus, Snooki, and John Morrison vs Lay-Cool and Dolph Ziggler
A few years from now, when Dolph Ziggler is a World champ, we can all look
Look, you shouldn’t be too disgusted at this match. Celebrity involvement is a
Prediction: Snooki wins, Snooki wins.
Jerry “The King” Lawler vs Michael Cole
When I sat in attendance at the Staples Center the day after SummerSlam for
Prediction: Jerry “The King” Lawler via an old Memphis-style pile driver followed by a
CM Punk vs Randy Orton
What’s great about this year’s card is that there are several match-ups that have
Prediction: Randy Orton via the punt.
Rey Mysterio vs Cody Rhodes
Cody Rhodes has done some amazing work on The Road to WrestleMania. The
Prediction: Rey Mysterio wins, but Rhodes dazzles. And is too much to ask for another
8 Man Tag Match (The Corre versus Big Show, Kane, Santino, and Kozlov)
Prediction: Team Big Show, but I’ll probably be in the bathroom during the match so let
Rankings (That don’t really matter)
1.) Fit Finlay, fall guy- His biggest mistake was not having the safety net of being
2.) Twitter, alternative to speaking to someone- The social networking site became
3.) Wade Barrett, The Corre frontman- In an underrated match that you might have
4.) The Gay Avenger, Pro Gay Wrestling Champion- Had you heard of PGW or The
5.) Paul Ellering, professional wrestling manager- Sure it was nothing short of a
kids, years ago there used to be these guys called “managers’” and they were
The “Unsolicited TNA advice” of the week:
Don’t do whatever you just did in the Hernandez/ El Anarchia vs Matt Morgan/ D-Von
OK. That. All that. Don’t do it again.
A New Place in History…
For Shane McMahon as a worker. While watching the The True Story of WrestleMania
The way I see it… Team Vince has done their job. While the Road to WrestleMania
I would totally love it if… Zack Ryder You Tube’ed his way into the hearts of the fans
I gotta think… next year is Macho Man’s year for the Hall of Fame. The inclusion on the
I must confess… I was surprised when Ric Flair didn’t bleed like a stuck pig during the
couldn’t get to the razor blade in time?
Come on, admit it… you kinda liked it when John Cena slipped in, hit The Rock with
Seriously… I’m not sure Scott Steiner is in on the rub. Since coming back to TNA,
Sure… he’s a three time Intercontinental champ who just can’t seem to get over on a
Quick… who is coming to my TNA Lockdown viewing party?
Ken Napzok is a writer, comedian, and pro wrestling manager living in Los Angeles. He
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