The legit media is often criticized for treating dead wrestlers like pieces of meat. If the legit media does that, it’s only because the fans do that. Because the promoters do that. Because the wrestlers do that. Because the business does that. All these guys die, and it’s still like the wild West. Nothing changes.
Jeff is an a**hole. That’s what drug addicts are. That video criticizing C.M. Punk was PRECIOUS. Forget the make-believe world of fake wrestling. Does anyone doubt that Punk is a much better person (and better employee) than Jeff? Who would you rather know, Punk or Jeff? Who would you rather be friends with, Punk of Jeff? Who would be more likely to steal your money to buy crystal meth, Punk or Jeff?
Don’t make excuses for Jeff. Just trot him out there until he dies. That appears to be the decision TNA has made, and I don’t blame them. Me, I’m looking forward to Meltzer’s obit. Jeff’s a good worker – Meltzer loves that. He’s only 33 – youthful angst. Too much, too soon. This could be GOOD.
In death, Jeff Hardy will become a wrestling legend by way of Meltzer’s pen. For a bloated, drug-addled mess, that’s something to look forward to.
SPEAKING OF A**HOLES…
Who told MVP he was Eddy Guerrero? This schlep goes to prison for almost a decade, gets out, WWE gives him the break of a lifetime, but he wants more. He doesn’t deserve more. The Miz is mediocre, but MVP makes The Miz look like Pat O’Connor in his prime. MVP should be happy to have a job.
MVP says he would like to work internationally. You’re a convicted felon, dumbass. How many countries can you even gain admission to? Forget Japan.
Shows how far wrestling has fallen when anyone praises mid-card filler like this bum. MVP wouldn’t have gotten on TV during the ‘90s wrestling war. He’d have been doing squats for The Sarge at WCW’s Power Plant…unless he was in jail.
Maybe Samoa Joe can replace MVP in WWE’s mid-card. Umaga II. If my gimmick was based on being legit and Jeff Jarrett beat me by submission, I’d settle for anything as long as it was anywhere but TNA.
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