FOUR COUNT
So, how many guys are in Fortune? At one point, I counted seven.
My God, it’s such a simple premise. You’re ripping off The Four Horsemen with the former crown jewel of that group as the manager. Ric Flair as J.J. Dillon. (You go, Porter!)
Four, not seven. I know Lex Luger was once an associate member, but that was after YEARS and it wasn’t long before Ole Anderson was OUT and Luger was IN, keeping the number at…FOUR. FOUR-tune, right? (I know a Terry Taylor pun when I see it.) Four, not seven. Is it really that difficult?
People see that, and they just think it’s stupid. Actually, they see Kazarian, and they just think it’s stupid. Paul Roma’s back, and Fortune’s got him! It’s like a wrestling SAT test. Which one doesn’t belong?
