I think what might work is using Triple H in his new “Executive” role. Did you hear? Triple H, Mr. Stephanie McMahon has been named to some sort of position in the company where he will have a desk, an office and his own theme music.
It’s All About the Chair
Cake in the Conference Room
This song writes itself. Anyway, since Triple H now has an official job title, he can use his power for good instead of just manipulative evil if he helps sniff out drug users. He stooges everyone to Vince anyway… He should report everything that the boys are taking, drinking, sniffing or washing with. For the good of the boys and the company…
That way, maybe the wrestling industry can go a few months without another death and Triple H can make his legacy more than just about self-serving gain.
But how interested is the WWE in fixing the problem? After all, everyone has known since Louie Spicolli tragically overdosed in 1998 that Somas have been a problem but it takes them five years to add them to the “banned substances” list?
The fact that Somas were just added to that list recently is another reason why the WWE Wellness Policy is a total joke. It’s a shame that no one is laughing…
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