EXCLUSIVE: London Brawling To The Impact Zone

THINGS I THINK I THINK…

 

*If Hogan and Eric Bischoff aren’t running TNA, what good does their presence do the company? Who IS running TNA?

 

*The post-game show BLOWS. TNA would do better airing a third hour of Impact.  It probably wouldn’t lose 35 percent of the audience. What’s the point of Reaction? If TNA’s characters can’t get me interested during Impact, what can they do differently on Reaction? It’s dessert, not an appetizer. Jesse Neal’s a war hero. Great. By the dawn’s early light, and all that. No one cares. He could admit to being the second shooter in the JFK assassination. I’m STILL switching the channel. Shouldn’t a distinguished American combat veteran have a more distinguished look?

 

*Why would TNA run a PPV the day before Labor Day? Why would ANYBODY?

 

*I hear Jim Cornette wants to fight Vince Russo. Never mind who wins – I wonder if either would get recognized.

 

*Turns out that intestinal issues and improper digestion have caused my weight issues all these years, not gulping down every donut and chicken wing in sight. I am a fat pig, but not to be blamed. Anybody mind if I whine on Twitter like a six-year-old?

 

*If you EVER used your hands to make a “diamond” sign by touching your forefingers and thumbs, DDMe will be suing you. This includes Jay-Z, 3Oh!3, Sammy Hagar, and all you Diamond Cutters out there. Yoga for Regular Guys didn’t quite pan out as hoped, and a guy’s got to avoid work…I mean, got to make a living. (Sammy Hagar? DDMe’s lawyers must be salivating. Yes, Sam often flashed a variation of DDMe’s trademarked salute as a member of 5150-era Van Halen. I think it’s even on the label of that LP’s vinyl version, but the middle and ring fingers of each hand are NOT extended. Hey, the nWo can sue, too!)

 

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