Piper’s Pit with Frankie Williams- one of the funniest things you’ll ever see. I believe it was Piper’s second ever Pit and he beats up this jobber. Funniest line right before the guy grabs the mike Piper says, “Maybe you should be making pizzas.”
The Genius Lanny Poffo’s first ever promo in the WWF- i still remember it word for word:
Ric Flair’s in ring with Ricky Steamboat when Steamboat rips his clothes off- best ever line to Steamboat from Flair,”Why don’t you help the Misses with the Dishes.”
Tommy Rich coming fom under the ring to help Austin Idol beat Lawler in the steel cage- It was the first time i’d ever seen anyone come from under the ring. I thought it was the greatest idea of all time. Unreal heat when they were cutting Lawler’s hair.
Honky Tonk Man disguises himself as Kim-Chee to help Kamala beat Jake Roberts- best part was Jesse The Body’s commentary,”You mean to tell me all this time The Honky Tonk Man was Kim-Chee?”
The debut of The Shockmaster- you didn’t have to be smart to know that they completely screwed up.
Dusty Rhodes promo about the Bunkhouse Battle Royals they had back in the day-
Gorilla Monsoon always busting Bobby Heenan’s balls on TNT whenever Big John Studd would get slammed(back then, Heenan was offering $10,000 if someone could slam him)–
Ravishing Rick Rude wearing the tights that showed him and Cheryl Roberts kissing when he squeezed his butt cheeks together.
Any Jim Cornette promo-
Old kendall Windham promo back in Georgia championship Wrestling- just a terrible promo. Kendall was so nervous that he was walking away from the podium halfway through the line,”And i’d like to say hi to all the fine lookin’ ladies.” After he walks off Gordon Solie, in a deadpan voice and face, says,”He’s got a ton of
Favorite ring music:
Be back next week. Gotta go watch some more Ole Anderson promos on youtube, “These are the men i put my trust in! My brother Gene, The Assassins, Koloff! These are the guys i call my friends!”
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