Flair-Hogan ’91, The WCW Invasion, And Now This, Plus Mini-Mojo Raw Thoughts

Nick Paglino

WWE RawMADDEN MINI-MOJO: RAW THOUGHTS

*A.W. is Jimmy Hart with a better megaphone.

*Damien Sandow is The Genius with a mean streak.

*Brodus Clay is Akeem with…actually, he IS Akeem.

*As predicted, A.J. + GM = PETER PRINCIPLE. She's no longer a "crazy chick." Instead, she makes SOUND BUSINESS DECISIONS. Nothing compelling about that. Her ass looks good in a business suit, but I miss the booty shorts.

*They wore out "YES! YES! YES!" It's true. It's damn true.

*Has there ever been a more accurately descriptive name than Barbie Blank, a/k/a Kelly Kelly? Reminds me of the Sex Pistols song, "Pretty Vacant." Kelly Kelly beats Eve? Silicone beats silicone. The timing is perfect for Sara Del Rey.

*The constant referencing to and relying upon social media is EXHAUSTING. But I'm an old guy. Perhaps WWE is way ahead of the curve, as opposed to totally misguided.

*Is Jericho a babyface now? Did he really break out AYATOLLAH OF ROCK 'N ROLLA? What's next, MAN OF 1,004 HOLDS? ARMBAR!

*Punk's mic work is consistently Arn Anderson good. That's GOOD.

*Big Show left everyone laying at program's end. But no one believes he's winning at SummerSlam.

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