Mt. Killamanjaro: TNA Impact Wrestling Review – Tito Ortiz & Rampage Jackson; The Fight That Can’t Happen

Mike Killam

Eric Young gives Joe Park a little pep talk, and hands him a mysterious package (no, not that kind, you perverts) and tells him to wear it in the ring tonight. I swear, if it's a speedo, I'm done… 

Chris Sabin finds an unmasked Manic backstage, and they cut a promo nobody can hear. 

A giant stretch limo rolls into the parking lot outside of the Impact Zone. Let's ignore the fact that's it's 8:30PM in Texas, and it's bright as day in that video, shall we? 

Jay Bradley vs. Joe Park (w/ Eric Young)
Rating: *1/2

Another Bound for Glory series match. The gift Eric Young gave him is headgear, to keep in the blood so he doesn't get "distracted". Pretty typical stuff here with Park getting his ass kicked for most of the match, and Young with the various shenanigans at ringside. At one point he tried to get himself tagged in. Joe Park wins via Samoan Drop.

KILLAM: This match was…not good. Entertaining yes, but not good. I've always liked Eric Young though, and if anybody can liven up the now stale Joseph Park character, it's EY. Also, Mike Tenay needs to learn the difference between a Samoan Drop and a fall-away slam. Clearly, somebody has never had to create-a-character in a WWE video game before.

Fun fact: Park won the match, and is still at -3 points. 

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