Royal Rumble Rapid Reaction

Adam Gorzelsky

royal rumbleDid you hear that WWE??

Maybe you weren’t listening or maybe you don’t care, but an entire arena of rabid fans just told you to take your Wrestlemania Main Event and shove it.

Just an FYI, you may want to avoid the Internet also.

Not that you would care what you see or hear. While your complete lack of adherence to the overwhelming will of the fans was quite clear before tonight, I feel rather safe in saying that even those wearing WWE-colored glasses will be remiss to provide any sort of defense.

The 2014 Royal Rumble had its share of highly memorable moments. The Wyatt Family continues to remain one of the most intriguing groups in quite some time…Kofi Kingston dazzled as usual with his spectacular athleticism….Roman Reigns became a star.

Unfortunately, the 2014 Royal Rumble will be remembered forever for one thing. As the final clock struck zero and a legion of fans waited to explode….They didn’t….They couldn’t.

All they could do was shower boos as a walk-in touchdown was fumbled, kicked, and then defecated on…A story that has written itself for the perfect Wrestlemania 30 moment was torn to shreds.

The road to Wrestlemania began tonight and has a long way to go. Unfortunately, I might have heard enough tonight to tell me all I need to know.

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