Stars in Progress: Dolph Ziggler Rockets Up, Cesaro Falls Down, “Big Red” is Chewing Gum, Bella Twins Story is AWFUL

Has Raw been terrible lately, or what? 

STEP DOWN: The Bella Twins

Stars in Progress: Dolph Ziggler Rockets Up, Cesaro Falls Down, “Big Red” is Chewing Gum, Heath Slater is Used Chewing GumOnce upon a time, an evil witch enslaved a beautiful princess and trapped her in a magical castle for many years. The witch forced the princess to serve her every command, torturing and humiliating her if she made such a single mistake. The princess quickly grew to hate the evil witch, but her plots to escape were met with increasing punishment. One day, when the witch was locked in combat with a fire-breathing dragon, the princess – having a terrible memory and no sense of continuity whatsoever – helped her captor slay the dragon, and they became best friends, forever. 

NO! THAT’S A TERRIBLE STORY!

BAD WWE. BAD. 

I’m not going to explain further why everything involving the Bella Twins right now, regardless of in-ring quality, acting, or anyone involved, is so mind-numbingly stupid that I’m done wasting the infinitely tiny space on the internet that it requires to continue talking about it. 

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