WWE RAW Results (3/21): HHH Calls Out ‘Taker, Cena/Miz

Bill Pritchard

Heath Slater & Justin Gabriel vs Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov

Gabriel kicks Santino but Santino hiptosses him back and teases the Cobra. Slater distracts him and Gabriel knocks him down then tags in Slater. He puts Santino in a headlock but Santino flips him off his back and tags in Kozlov. Kozlov hits a few headbutts but gets caught in the ropes when Barrett interferes, and Slater hits a reverse DDT. Gabriel goes up top and hits the 450 and makes the cover. 

The Corre beats on Santino & Kozlov after the match until Big Show and Kane make the save. They clear the ring then Big Show and Kane double chokeslam Jackson and Kane makes his pyro go off and scares Santino.  

Winners – Heath Slater & Justin Gabriel

John Cena joins us live from his home, and he says next week RAW will be epic because he will be face to face with the Rock. He says if they have a problem, they will solve it next week, and it’s not time for games and jokes anymore. He says his focus on Rock has made him take his eyes off of the Miz, but Miz proved he deserves being the WWE Champion because of the attacks. He says he will be watching tonight, and he wants to see Miz rewrite history, because he will make history at Wrestlemania.

Cole gets up again and taunts Lawler by saying it’s time for another one of his worldwide exclusives. Jack Swagger comes out to the ring and Cole runs around the ring with him, then Swagger blocks off Lawler while Cole makes his announcement. Cole introduces Swagger to the crowd and continues to piss Lawler off by replaying last week’s events with Brian Christopher. Cole says Christopher was so happy about last week, he sent him the Lawler family album, and he puts the pictures up on the Titantron. He says Lawler’s father was embarassed by him and he looked like a midget, then digs in a little more and says he and his father were both cowards and bullies.

Cole says the whole family has one thing in common, and they are all losers. Lawler finally gets pissed enough to get up and takes his headset off, but gets punched by Swagger. He retaliates by punching Swagger and slamming his head off the table the runs after Cole. Cole avoids him and Swagger clotheslines him on the floor then rubs his face against the glass wall of Cole’s booth. Cole puts Lawler in the ankle lock and continues to taunt him, then celebrates with Swagger as we go to a break.

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