WWE RAW Results (3/14): More Returns, Miz Strikes Again!

Bill Pritchard

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WWE RAW Results
March 14th 2011
By Bill Pritchard for Wrestlezone.com

RAW Opener:

The Rock is in his home office and he cuts a promo with a little kid supposed to be Cena, and tells him not to rap. The kid raps anyway then Rock sits in a chair and says they should have talked a long time ago, and Rock says Cena became "the man" since Rock left. Rock says Cena owns the 2 to 5 year olds, but he’ll never be as good as the Rock because he’s not that talented. Rock asks the kid how he feels, then cuts him off with "IT DOESN’T MATTER HOW YOU FEEL" and makes the kid cry. Rock says he is sorry and tells the kid to blow his nose in a Cena shirt, and tells him he has a gift and gives him a box of Fruity Pebbles.

Rock changes his tune and says hello to Miz, and says they haven’t been properly introduced yet. Rock says he saw what Miz said last week, and the time for talking is over, and he will keep his promise of showing up live. He says the only thing they should be concerned with is how big of a smack down he lays on their asses, if they smell what he’s cookin’.

Miz comes out to the ring while they show video of him attacking Cena over the past few weeks, then he smiles in the ring as he gets booed by the crowd. Miz makes fun of Rock’s shirt and says he’s a footnote and has outdated catchphrases.He says Rock’s father and grandfather were good, but they were never WWE Champion, so he is better than them and he can say whatever he wants. Miz says the Rock can make a 6 year old cry, but if he steps in the ring with Miz, he will be the one crying. He says Rock should stop talking about owning Cena, because Miz is actually the guy who has done it. Miz says he is praying that the Rock brings it, because whenever it happens he will be overshadowed by the Miz.

The GM sends an email and Cole leaves his little protective glass booth (yes, you have to see it) to answer it, but Lawler cuts him off and tells him to go away. The email says there will be two "First Time Ever matches" and they will see John Cena face Alberto Del Rio. Miz asks who he gets because he has beaten everybody there is, and Lawler says he is wrong, and The Great Khali comes out to the ring with Ranjin.

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