An Open Letter To Vince McMahon: Shake Things Up

Dear Vince,

Please.  SHAKE THINGS UP.  I don’t mean do another "WWE Draft,"  cause frankly, they don’t mean crap.  Everybody still appears on every show, and the rivalry between Raw and Smackdown! isn’t anything special.  We need a few new things in the WWE:

– TURN CENA HEEL:  We all want to see it.  We NEED to see it.  We hate seeing John always win and always be in the spotlight as the hero.  It is annoying and boring.  You did it with The Rock, and it worked beautifully.  If he’s that great of a face, he’d be a FANTASTIC HEEL.

– CHANGE!:  Okay, how many times are we going to see Edge vs. Kane?  or Cena vs. Orton?  The main events are getting so overused and re-run that I turn on Raw and see it being Cena vs. Orton, then remember why I loved TNA being on Monday’s.  Change it!  Shift matches around, shake things up, make new heels and new faces.  Turn Orton heel, Cena heel, and try to build a face off of it, just like how both Cena and Orton did.  Push Dibiase to become face and a championship material.

– PPV’s!:  Hell in a Cell, Elimination Chamber, TLC?  Really?  Why don’t we make a PPV called SINGLES MATCHES!  or TAG TEAM TURMOIL! …or we can just name it "STUPID NAMES THAT PEOPLE WONT BUY PPV’S FOR!"   Those PPV names are not even close to being creative.  My cat could come up with better names for PPV’s and he’s a C.A.T.

– PG-13:  Alright, the only reason I’m even a WWE fan is because of the fact that you had an attitude era – a kick @$$ time where blood and violence was done to entertain and nothing more than that.  You had Hall Of Fame matches like Mankind vs. Undertaker HIAC, Cactus Jack vs. HHH at the Royal Rumble, the HaRdCoRe ChAmPiOnShIp, and it was amazing and full of action.  Now you have one PPV a year where tables get to be used, and we see ladders two or three times a year, and if theres a drop of blood, thats soooooooooooooooo bad.   WE WANT BLOOD!  WE WANT ENTERTAINMENT, not dancers out there doing nothing!!!!!!

Just shake things up is all I ask.  PLEASE.  And don’t waste our time with this stupid WWE Draft crap, cause it is a waste of our time, your writers time, and every wrestlers time.

Oh by the way Vince, do you have a tag team division?  Because I don’t see one?  I don’t see one stable tag team that has been together for more than 6 months.  Still waiting since nearly 2003 for a tag team like The Dudley Boyz, Hardy Boyz, Edge&Christian, Too Cool, etc….

-Sincerely

 Drew Acklin

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