Zach Bonner sent along the following:
WWE House Show Results
Well, WWE once again returned to our little backwater city of Augusta. Last time they were here was in April for their Road to Wrestlemania 25 Tour, which was good. So lete me gete to the results, the first match was:
MATCH 1-Lance Archer v.s. Hurricane Helms
Good little back and forth match with Lance being a big, hossy, monster and Hurricane being the little cruiserweight in peril. A lot of near falls and I was impressed by Archer’s work, of course Helms was making sure the match wasn’t a borefest. Archer got the win with his kick-out reverse DDT move.
After the match Helms got up to a standing ovation and while he was walking to the back, The Hart Dynasty comes out of nowhere and lays a beating down on him. Jimmy Yang and Jesse made the save which set up for the next match:
MATCH 2-The Hart Dynasty v.s. Jimmy Wang Yang and Slam Master Jesse.
Well this match just seemed like it was the perfect fit for Superstars and it was basically the same match these four have had with each other before. A few nice counters by the collaboration of Jesse and Jimmy but it was not enough to stop the almighty power of The Heel Dynasty as Nattie made sure she wasn’t just going to stand there and she got involved with the finish. Jesse pulled Tyson in front of a turnbuckle and was going for a top rope move when Natalya crotched him by taking out his leg. I guess she took a cue from Uncle Owen and took his leg out from under his leg. Tyson got up and hit a rope-hung neckbreaker on Jesse for the win.CM Punk and Drew Gallows comes out and Punk cuts his usual straight-edge promo. They do the whole "Straight-Edge Society" head shaving on some poor sap(of course a FCW plant) who had to get the creepy shoulder massage from Gallows, man that guy is sacry. You know I heard that Punk was opening up a barber shop soon, and every cut comes with a free back rub from Drew Gallows. Oh how I dream….. ECW’s generic blonde GM Tiffany came out and made the formal introductions for the next match:
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