The following is an excerpt from a blog from CityPages.com, where they take a look at some possible replacements for Simon Cowell, who announced he’ll be stepping down from the "American Idol" franchise:
Vince McMahon. Vince McMahon is a musclebound douchebag who probably spends most of his time playing with grandkids and diving into vaults full of his WWE cash, like Scrooge McDuck; he’s been known to physically attack interviewers who, in his view, disrespected him. Like Ripa, he doesn’t need to be on Idol; it doesn’t even make sense for him to be on Idol. He’d scare hopefuls and crew alike shitless. He’d call Randy Jackson a "dawg" and come off thoroughly insincere; he’d smile at Kara DioGuardi but it’d register as a leer. All of which is exactly why McMahon needs to be on Idol. It’s the fear-of-being-torn-limb-from-limb factor.
Check out the full blog at this link.
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