Kevin Nash Formally Announces “Big Sexy World Tour”

Chris Cash

The following was posted on TNAWrestling.com’s official site:

Kevin Nash Launches WORLDWIDE Search For First-Ever Female Valet

Kevin Nash has announced that he is formally launching the “Big Sexy World Tour” search for his first-ever female valet.

The lucky winner will receive an all-expenses-paid trip to the Final Resolution Pay-Per-View from Total Nonstop Action (TNA) Wrestling, scheduled for Dec. 20, in Orlando, Fla. The winner will accompany Nash to the ring for his match that night, which will air worldwide exclusively on Pay-Per-View.

“In 20 years as a pro wrestler, I never have had a full-time valet, so this truly is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for some lucky winner to be treated like a queen … at least for one day,” said Nash, who made his pro wrestling debut in 1990 and has been a World Heavyweight Champion on multiple occasions in numerous federations.

“For the Big Sexy World Tour search, I encourage all MILFs and Cougars to apply, not just the 20-year-olds in bikinis. In fact, if you don’t know anything about a Quinn Martin Production, your chances of being chosen are very limited.

“I am not looking for Miss Right, but rather, Miss Right Now.”

Nash will kick off the Big Sexy World Tour search in early August with multiple appearances in California.

Anyone interested in applying to be Nash’s valet for a night must email a photo of themselves with an explanation of why they are deserving of the crown (no more than 50 words). No prior experience necessary. Complete application information is below.

“The name of the company is TNA Wrestling. Of course everyone knows what TNA really means, and the Big Sexy World Tour search truly will bring that to life,” Nash said. 

“Enter today because you could be the winner … and the ultimate holiday present to me.”

TO ENTER:
1. Select a photo (no larger than 500k please)
2. Name:
3. Age (as of July 9, 2009):
4. Address:
5. Phone number:
6. Email:
7. Essay on why they should be selected. Essay can be NO MORE THAN 50 words:

Email this info to bigsexytour@tnawrestling.com. This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it
Deadline for entry is October 1

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