WrestleZone.com’s detailed, exclusive WWE RAW results for May 25, 2009!
WWE RAW Results — PAGE ONE
-A tribute video package for Memorial Day airs.
-Michael Cole and Jim Ross will be calling tonight’s RAW broadcast. The two talk about Ric Flair calling out Randy Orton tonight.
In-Ring Segment: Stan Kroenke, Vince McMahon, The Miz, John Cena, Legacy, Batista, Big Show, Jerry Lawler
-Lilian Garcia introduces the owner of the Denver Nuggets – "Stan Kroenke." A guy in a bad wig with a basketball walks to the ring. A clip airs with a montage of some of the media’s coverage of the WWE vs. Nuggets, including Vince McMahon’s interview on ESPN.
Kroenke says good evening. He says he is the owner of the soon-to-be NBA champion Denver Nuggets. He says he cannot stand the WWE or its’ fans. He says he doesn’t care that he screwed thousands of WWE fans because he has much better things to do. He shows a graphic for tonight’s Mr. McMahon vs. Kroenke match and asks why he’s got devil horns on his head and McMahon has a halo on his head. Vince McMahon’s music hits and out power-walks the WWE chairman.
McMahon says tonight he announces the formation of a new professional basketball league. He says this league will rival the NBA. He says this league will be known as the "XBA." He says unfortunately this league will be a miserable failure. He says the reason is because he’ll have Kroenke’s staff run it. McMahon says all Kroenke had to do was tell him he screwed up but he couldn’t do that. He says therefore he’s going to have a little fun tonight. He mocks Kroenke’s name. McMahon clearly spouting off jokes written by bad comedy writers. He mocks his first name being the initial E. He says he’s an Enis. He says "enis" rhymes with venus. He said we thought he was going to say something else – genius. McMahon – you’re not a stand up comedian, please stop. He says Kroenke has "enis envy." Vince says he thought he could push around the WWE Universe, but the WWE Universe pushes back. With that said, McMahon shoves Kroenke on his ass.
The Miz’s music hits and out he comes. He apologizes for interupting Mr. McMahon. Miz says we all know he became a huge TV star in Los Angeles – home of the Lakers. Miz says reality check – he’s from the city where the real future champions reside – Cleveland, Ohio. He says the Cavs will overcome all odds and win it all because LeBron James is just like The Miz – awesome. He calls John Cena an overrated, phony poser – kind of like Kobe Bryant. He says in tonight’s 5-on-5 main event match tonight, he’ll run Cena out of this town just like Kobe did Shaquille O’Neal. He says it’ll be more painful than Magic Johnson’s talk show and tonight he’ll become 6-0 versus Cena.
John Cena walks down the ramp with no music. Legacy’s Ted DiBiase and Cody Rhodes jump John Cena from behind. Batista comes out to make the save. Big Show comes in to attack Batista and Cena. Jerry Lawler hits Big Show from behind. The babyfaces clear house, Batista’s music hits to end the segment.
-Cole and Ross plug the "mystery partner" for tonight’s main event, wondering who it will be.
-We see Kelly Kelly and Diva’s champion Maryse walking to the ring for a title match up after the commercial.
Kelly Kelly is out first followed by Diva’s champion Maryse. Maryse with a running clothesline that floors Kelly. Kelly with a cartwheel into a back elbow on Maryse in the corner. Kelly choking Maryse as the ref tries to break them up. On the floor, Maryse throws Kelly into the announce table. She slams her on the announce table. The ref calls for the bell and it’s over. Kelly Kelly wins via disqualification. After the match Kelly attacks Maryse.
Winner via DQ: Kelly Kelly
-Cole and Ross plug the 10-man tag main event again for tonight as we go to commercial.
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