AT RANDOM: Chris Cash Reviews Last Night’s Raw

Chris Cash

NOTE: I will be doing these columns throughout the week, mostly for Raw and Impact! reviews.  Nick will be doing his version of a Raw review, along with Smackdown each week.  The following are my random thoughts – some serious, some not – as I watched Raw this morning.  They do go along with the live show; it’s not a recap.  Feel free to email your thoughts and opinions at wzchriscash@yahoo.com.

– Other "journalists" seem to always be critical of Randy Orton’s promos, but I think he comes across as an evil, maniacal madman when he talks.  That’s probably not what WWE’s going for, though, so I can see why everyone else downs him. 

– He does need to draw heat a little better, though.

– Ratings are down, so why not bring Flair out at the very beginning of the show rather than saving him for later.

– So, that was it?  That’s what we got as a Ric Flair "return"?  I’m not sure that was the best way to maximize his appearance, but overall, I enjoyed the opening segment. 

– Orton vs Batista in a cage is set…yeah’k.

– How sweet would it have been if Cena’s run-in was highlighted and rather than helping Batista and Flair, he pulled a Hogan and turned heel.  Just out of nowhere.  Yep – now, that would be unexpected and cool. 

– What happened to Todd Grisham? 

– And speaking of Josh Matthews, I feel for the guy, but I’m always looking at his nose when he’s on television waiting for it to bleed again out of nowhere! 

– We’ve reported recently on WrestleZone that Vince McMahon is apparently "down" on the Divas division, and I don’t mean "going down" on them either.  So, either he’s gay and just now coming out of the closet (what a story that would be), or he’s hypocritical and contradicting because he’s out on a division that he, himself, has brought to this level…if you can even call it a level. 

– Dear Kelly Kelly (Kelly, as I prefer Santino’s version of your name),

My name is Chris Cash and I’m so excited that you won the Battle Royal last night on Raw and earned a title shot at that mean, albeit hot, Maryse.  I’m not excited because I am looking forward to the actual match, however.  That would obviously be silly of me.  I’m excited because you and Maryse in the ring together is saving me money.  I can now unsubscribe to two of the (more than two) porn sites I subscribe to.  Thank you and I appreciate it.

With absolute love,

Chris Cash

PS:  Is Vince McMahon gay?

– Santino is pure gold.  Gold, I tell you! 

– However, why is Santino and Chavo working together in a semi-serious feud?  It’s a complete waste of time to have two guys that are not going anywhere anytime soon working a program together.

– I won’t say anything about Matt Hardy’s performance because I don’t write the "only version" of a Raw review that he likes and respects.

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