Chock full oâ<80><99> information on WWE superstars and more videos than you can shake a YouTube at. There are games to occupy a youngsterâ<80><99>s time, such as:
Triple Hâ<80><99>s Whack-An-Orton — Kind of like Wac-A-Mole, but with intentions that are more violent. You use a mallet to whack Randy Orton as he appears out of various holes.
Excuse me, but is anyone else getting any sexual connotations from that game?
Rey Mysterioâ<80><99>s Match-Em-Mania — Similar to the old Concentration game, but with Reyâ<80><99>s various masks confounding the player. This could be a popular game with spin-offs aplenty. Maybe one featuring all the Mysterio tattoos or the various body parts and muscles he has injured during his WWE tenure.
You Can See Cena — Call me an idiot, but I have no idea how to win this one. I think you have to click the specific image of John Cena that matches the one provided at the top. But I was getting nowhere. Maybe with Cenaâ<80><99>s various injuries, they could have come up with an â<80><9c>Operation-styleâ<80> of game with the kiddieâ<80><99>s working on Cenaâ<80><99>s Wrenched Ankle, Spare Ribs, Wish Bone or Bread Basket.
HBKâ<80><99>s Sweet Chin Music — This was the strangest game of all. Similar to Galaga, heads of HBKâ<80><99>s opponents fall as HBK superkicks them before they blow him up. In my game, I saw Batista and Chris Jericho on the first level. I didnâ<80><99>t get past it, but I hear that progressive levels feature Job, Pontius Pilate, Judas, and an evil Jesus with just a soul patch.
Most troubling is â<80><9c>Sexy Boyâ<80> playing over the game. Yes, just the song you want stuck in the head of your kid.
With that in mind, I have ideas for other WWEKids.com games.
Brian Gerwitz Gets an Idea — You hold a pencil while light bulbs fall. Try to find the original booking ideas in each light bulb. Okay, itâ<80><99>s a trick game. You wonâ<80><99>t find any original ideas.
Triple H Keeps â<80>~Em Down — Like Tetris, you stack up opponents in such a way that they will never reach the top. â<80>~Nuff said.
Match the Implants — Think of the best Concentration game ever! Probably more appropriate for WWEAdults.com.
Big Show Food Keepaway — Heâ<80><99>s slim and svelte again. Help the Show dodge Buffalo wings, cheeseburgers and tacos.
The Braden Walker Quick Release — I have no ideas here, just thought it sounded funny.
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