I actually had to edit and rewrite this column because Chris Cash said the original version would piss off the owners of this website and offend some readers, so here’s my second attempt at degrading Disco Inferno (just censored a bit). In my original column I included a fantasy booking idea for Disco Inferno’s debut in WWE but it included sexual descriptions (not allowed on Wrestlezone.com) and the infamous porn star known as Mandingo, so use your imagination. I was told to redo the column because the column was unacceptable for the readers of the website, which is understandable. If you’d like to know my concept for Disco’s WWE storyline and gimmick, shoot me an email to SlowDive626@aol.com and I’ll email you the part of this column that was deleted.
Now onto the column…
Disco Inferno certainly wouldn’t win any popularity contests on Wrestlezone.com but I’ll be the first to admit that he’s accomplished several things in his lackluster career and personal life that are worthy of a public discussion.
First and foremost, it should be noted that before Glenn Gilberti became pro wrestler, he actually worked at Domino’s Pizza as a delivery boy. It’s true, I’m not making this shit up. No offense to any pizza delivery boys that are currently reading this column, but lets face it, delivering pizza isn’t a desirable occupation. If Disco showed up at my front door with 3 large pizzas for free, I wouldn’t tip the guy. Based on how crappy TNA’s creative team has been doing over the past few months, I feel a lack of effort resides within Glenn and I’m sure this lack of effort goes back long before now, and likely started when he was delivering pizzas for a living. So I’m sure no tip would be deserved but if TNA falls apart, at least Disco can go back to delivering pizzas for a living.
Secondly, Disco Inferno has in fact jobbed to a woman before. Back around 1996, he actually laid down and got pinned by Jacky (the huge breasted black chick currently in TNA). Losing to a woman is understandable if it’s some huge, buffed out chick like Chyna, but to lose to a woman like Jacky? That’s just pathetic. This takes the meaning of being a jobber to a entirely new level of scary. The creative team in WCW at the time must have thought really highly of Glenn and his abilities. Maybe Disco got caught doing something stupid backstage and he was punished or perhaps he refused to give a blow job to one of the bookers (which would be understandable and from what I’ve heard does actually happen in professional wrestling) but Glenn would likely get on his knees and pleasure a man in power.
Disco Inferno was never a role model for children and he further proved that when he was arrested in 2007 for being involved in an underground poker game. I know Disco’s home address because I just sent him out copies of a few DVDs that I’ve produced and directed and surely enough, the underground poker game was taking place on the street that he lives on. Disco Inferno was either the host and organizer of this illegal operation or perhaps he was just at a neighbor’s house. Either way, Glenn Gilberti is a full fledged felon in my book and I wonder how he spent the night in prison. I can imagine a group of inmates surrounding Disco as he tells them, â<80><9c>I’m a famous pro wrestler. I eat steak and lobster every night. Blah, blah, blah…â<80> Then Disco busts out his gay disco dance routine to show the other inmates his pro wrestling character, only to then get beaten up and humiliated.
Thanks for reading the column and make sure you check out my videos on You Tube at http://youtube.com/user/slowdive626 whenever you have some free time and feel free to email me at SlowDive626@aol.com if you have any interesting facts about Disco Inferno that I should know about to include in future columns. Oh and by the way, Disco has been mailed copies of 3 DVDs that I produced and directed, including New Jack: Hardcore, so it will definitely be interesting to read those reviews after he lays his eyes on this masterpiece of a column.