Kane’s 36 Inch Penis/Masturbating?, Helms, HBK, & More

Ryan Clark


Former WWE writer Dan Madigan recently appeared on an online radio show talking about his experience with WWE. He said that his agent sent a movie script he had written to WWE, and they liked it so they became interested in his services. He talked about pitching a lengthy exorcism angle that would end with Stephanie McMahon being exorcized on pay-per-view. She loved the idea so much she gave him a job. He also said that when he wrote See No Evil, Vince McMahon suggested a theme where Kane would masturbate on-screen and show that he has a 36-inch penis. Madigan said that the idea wouldn’t be any good and out of all the people in room, he was the only person to say anything about it. He also said that his version of the movie was much darker than the final version. He also praised Glen “Kane” Jacobs for his work in the movie. He said he quit WWE when they were on a European tour and he had to rush home because his wife had a miscarriage and his father-in-law suddenly died. As he was attending his father-in-law’s funeral, he got a call telling him to come back to Europe to attend a meeting regarding Tough Enough. He then quit the company.

The estimate for Gregory Helms return to action is April of next year. Apparently Helms believed the surgery went so well, he was already text messaging Lance Storm within 24 hours of coming out of surgery.

WWE is hoping Shawn Michaels can return by late November, and can be apart of the Survivor Series.

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