Batista Injury, Noble’s Return, Y2J, Hogan News, More

Ryan Clark


Partial Source: PWInsider.com

Batista vs. Undertaker vs. Randy Orton is being advertised as the main event for the December 29th Smackdown Show in Buffalo. That may change with Batista’s injury unless he is going to try and work through it.

Gregory Helms has updated his message board explaining the stitches on his hand from a photo that was posted on WWE.com prior to RAW Monday. Helms claims he was attacked by Ninja’s. I’ve had a lot of people asking me about the injury to my hand, so here is the deal: Their was these ninja’s see? And about 15-20 of them attacked me all at once. They were using smoke bombs and numchucks and sai’s and all kind of stuff, but I was holding them all at bay with my fighting skills. Girls only like guys with great skills. So anyway, I’m slowing starting to get the advantage on them when they pull out the throwing stars!! Well I caught the first one with my teeth, chewed it up and swallowed it, ducked a few more, but then got caught with two in my hand. Now Ninja’s dip the tips of their stars in all kinds of poisonous snake, spider, and scopion venoms so this would have killed a normal man. But what they didn’t know, was that I’ve spent years in tropical jungle training developing an immunity to just such venoms. So I just yanked the stars out of my hand and threw them back at THEM!!! That’s how I do!! And what did they do when they saw that? They took off!! Man, you can’t find good ninja’s these days!!

Hulk Hogan and his reality show were filming at Steve Keirn’s wrestling school in Florida last week. They were filming shots of Hogan and Brian Knobbs teaching Hogan’s son Nick how to wrestle.

Jamie Noble will be returning to SmackDown! house shows towards the end of December.

Fozzy will be playing Sunday at the Beta Bar in Tallahassee, Florida.

Adam Lebow sent this one: I was watching the videos of WWE Unlimited from Monday Night and something rather funny occurs in the Kane clip. Kane goes for his pyro but the pyro doesn’t go off, with Big Show apparently laughing and Kane not looking to happy. They also have the other Unlimited videos online including Grisham asking the fans if they want to see Shane, Stephanie, Paul Heyman, Dusty Rhodes, Boogyman, LaBron James or Bischoff as GM of Raw.

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