I’ll make your body contort and quiver,
I’m here to excite you – to titillate and tease,
Those wannabe divas act so cute and cuddly,
Inflated with saline, yet lifeless and sick,
I’ll strip my opponents ’til they’re naked and no,
They’ll be cut from Raw because they’re third tier,
So think of Alexis, so seductive and spread,
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