ECW One Night Stand
Tonight Is ECW One Night Stand and it’s about ready to kickoff. The pre-show is on right now and the show will start in a few minutes, so stay tuned.
Joey Styles hits the ring and introduces none other than ECW legend Mick Foley to the ring who is doing commentary with Joey Styles.
Lance Storm w/ Dawn Marie vs. Lionheart Jericho
Lance Storm is out with a pregnant Dawn Marie who still looks lovely. Next out is Chris Jericho to his normal WWE music, but they make it known that he is now the “Lionheart Old School” Chris Jericho. Both men exchange moves as Storm takes the advantage as Storm hits a huge suplex and then goes for a quick cover.
Storm then puts Jericho is a reverse chin lock as the referee checks on Jericho. Jericho is trying to fight out of the move and gets taken into the turnbuckle.
Jericho finally gets control as Jericho drops Storm on his head, but Storm quickly reverses and goes for quick cover on Jericho. Storm gets Jericho back up and hits a superkick, but then again Jericho kicks out. Storm then goes to the top, where he gets tossed off and Jericho hits a big elbow on the jam, but he is unable to get the 3 count.
Justin Credible hits the ring and gets a steel chair and takes out Chris Jericho, then giving Storm the easy pinfall. Storm and Credible (The Impact Players) Pose after the match.
The fans chant for a good match, but fairly short.
Winner: Lance Storm
They talk about how that might be Lance Storm’s last match. They then talk about if any Raw or Smackdown! Superstars will crash the party tonight?
Tajiri vs. Little Guido vs. Super Crazy
FBI is out with Little Guido, Mikey Whipwreck is out with Tajiri along with the Sinister Minister and then Super Crazy makes his way to the ring by himself. Tajiri and Super Crazy are the first in the ring as this is a three way dance and Super Crazy then gets Little Guido.
It’s now Tajiri and Little Guido, but Super Crazy is back in with a backflip moonsault. There is action all over the ring as all three men are exchanging moves with sunsetflips and dropkicks.
SuperCrazy does a balcony dive from the top. Little Guido is eliminated after Whipwreck interferes and hits the whippersnapper. It’s now down too Super Crazy and Tajiri as both men exchange moves.
Supercrazy with help from Mikey Whipwreck takes out Tajiri, but not before the Tarantula from Tajiri. Short match again with many highspots.
We see some highlights of old ECW memories including some of their biggest high spots. They once again talk about WWE Invasion tonight at the PPV.
Psicosis vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.
Psicosis takes off his mask as soon as he hits the ring. Rey comes out to his normal WWE music. This is a lucha libre match right down to the core. Psicosis has had the advantage thus far as the fans chant to put your mask back on too Psicosis. Psicosis now puts Rey into the ropes and Rey flips back off with a moonsault. Psicosis is back up and puts on a sleeper to a chorus of boos.
Psicosis hits a huge guilltine and takes Rey out of the ring. Psicosis goes for a quick cover, but Rey kicks out. Then another with a leg on the rope as Psicosis argues with the ref.
Rey is going too the top rope and dives outside into the crowd as Psicosis goes over the barracade and into the seats with him. Psicosis is laid out as the ECW Chants kick up. Rey then hits a springboard dropkick.
Rey hits the West Coast Pump and gets the win.
Winner: Rey Mysterio Jr.
The Smackdown! & Raw Superstars enter the building and head too their seats too a chorus of boos.
Angle has on a blue shirt and shows off his ticket to the fans.
We see more highlights of past ECW shows including all the past ECW Superstars and a gruesome shot of Sabu landing on his head.
Joel Gertner comes up to interview the WWE Superstars and as he does he gets smacked by Kurt Angle and JBL.
Angle takes the microphone and tells him to get his ass out of there. ECW Fans are the lowest form of scum in Gods Green Earth according to Angle.
JBL just completly tears ECW apart, talking about how any fat ass could be in ECW and they can noly sell out a bingo hall. JBL is really ripping into ECW at this point.
Then RVD’s music hits! Here he comes to the ring to a huge ovation.
RVD is ripping into ECW. No strings, basically saying that no one is telling him what to say tonight. He is here to make everyone happy and actually use his skills. He is here to talk and say the things they won’t let him say on WWE.
He talks about smoking his ass RVD 420. He then talks about how he is the whole F’N show. RVD has a knee brace on. He talks about how he should be used and how he is not used by WWE. The fans begin to chant for RVD.
He says he understands the respect that ECW fans want. He talks about speaking with Vince McMahon and getting this show off the ground. He says this sucks worse than missing WrestleMania or Booker T’s wedding. Rhyno hits the ring and just takes out RVD.
Ryhno vs. Sabu
The lights dim and Sabu hits the ring, pointing towards the sky as RVD rolls out of the ring. Sabu goes to the air and just rips Rhyno apart. Sabu takes Rhyno from the top rope and just hammers on him at the top. Sabu hits a huge slingshot leg lariat and then grounds Rhyno. He then takes a steel chair and lays Rhyno out.
Leg drop off a steel chair onto Rhyno. Sabu is in complete control right now. Rhyno hits a gore and then drops Sabu on a steel chair. RVD hits the ring. RVD gets a steel chair and then hits the VanDaminator on Rhyno.
RVD then goes and gets the tables. Sabu is back up and Rhyno is laid out. Sabu nails Rhyno on a table with a steel chair from the top rope with the help of RVD. Sabu then covers Rhyno with an easy 1..2..3. Sabu wins with the Arabian Skull Crusher.
They once again show highlights of past ECW shows. Then we see Eric Bischoff and Edge along with other Raw Superstars who are entering the building.
Chris Benoit vs. Eddie Guerrero
Benoit hits the ring. He comes out to his WWE music. Eddie Guerrero is out next. Eddie and Chris continue to tie each other up but neither of them get any sort of advantage up to this point.
Benoit finally backs Eddie into the corner, but Eddie ducks out to the ring apron and walks around the outside of the ring. Chris finally hits some knife edge chops. Eddie finally ties Benoit up and gets him down to one knee. Eddie is now in control of the match.
The men move to the outside of the ring. They battle each other on the outside of the ring. Eddie is cut open from a steel chair. These men are beating each other up as they trade blows. Benoit hits the diving headbutt, but Eddie is able to kick out. Eddie is also able to survive three German Suplexs.
Benoit now hooks on the crippler crossface. Eddie is fighting to get out of the crossface, but he just can’t do it. It’s either tap or have your neck broken and Eddie taps out.
Winner: Chris Benoit
We see a highlight for Hell In A Cell between Triple H and Batista.
Gertner comes up to Bischoff and begs him for a job and Bischoff tells him to get away. He then says ECW Sucks and rags on ECW for a while.
Mike Awesome vs. Tanaka
Awesome hits a beautiful shoulder block to take Tanaka out of the ring and then a huge suicide dive which takes Tanaka out.
The fans begin to chant for ECW as they show a replay of the move. Tanaka gets up to his feet and he is tossed over the barracade into the fans. Tanaka then takes a steel chair and nails Awesome.
Awesome finally gets back and hits a deadly Awesome bomb on the outside of the ring through a steel table as it shatters everywhere.
Awesome then goes to the top rope and hits the Awesome splash and gets a cover, but Tanaka kicks out. Awesome begins to climb up again and work over Tanaka. Awesome gets a steel chair and hits Tanka not once, but twice. Tanaka however continues to fight his way up. Tanaka finally gets a chair of his own and nails Awesome. He then hits a tornado DDT on a steel chair, but Awesome is able to kick out.
These guys are killing each other with tables and chairs. Mike Awesome goes to get another table, but then decides he doesn’t like that table. Finally Awesome gets a table he likes and sets it up.
Mike Awesome gets DDT’d through the table. Awesome gets covered, but he is able to kick out as the fans go nuts. Awesome and Tanaka are having a tremendous match. Awesome his the Awesome bomb through the table. Tanaka kicks out again.
The fans chant ECW!
Awesome hits another Awesome bomb after setting up a table on the outside and drives Tanaka through the table. He then dives over the top rope and lands ontop of Tanaka with an unreal move and covers him on the floor for the win.
Winner: Mike Awesome
Paul Heyman’s music hits as he makes his way too the ring. Paul Heyman is almost in tears as the fans thank him. He gets the mic and starts to talk.
Heyman assures us he is not crying, but his eyes are watering because he was smoking a joint in the back with RVD. He wants to thank RVD. He wants to thank Todd Gordon. He then says he loves all your “crazy bastards” that are there.
The fans begin to chant once more for Heyman. Heyman then calls out the WWE workers who are in attendance. Bischoff has a beer in his hands which is pretty funny. He then rips on Edge by saying “hide your wives”.
The fans play into it with a “You screwed Matt.” Heyman then rips Edge with two words “Matt Hardy”. Man that was surreal. Heyman is shooting it straight in the ring.
He then takes on JBL, saying the only reason he was WWE Champion for a year is because Triple H didn’t want to work on Tuesdays! That was a shot. JBL acts like that actually bothered him.
Heyman is taking on all comers. He then lets everyone know that his is EC F’N W and lets it end there.
The Dudley Boys vs. The Sandman & Tommy Dreamer
What an ovation all four of these men get, with the biggest being The Sandman. His entrance has easily gone on ten minutes. He pours beer on two women’s shirts and starts to drink it off their breasts which you can see in the images. He then goes over to Elektra and starts kissing her breasts after he pours beer on her!
Now we have chaos as the bWo has hit the ring and Stevie Richards cuts a promo saying they are invading this match. Right after that, Kid Kash hits the ring with Balls Mahoney and they are in the match. The next thing we know we have four teams involved in this match as Kid Kash does a dive off the top rope and takes out half the bWo.
However, maybe it will just be the originial teams as they haven’t even rang the bell. It looks like it’s the original match at this point as all the others have been cleared out. The Dudleys have a cheese grater in the ring and they take it too Tommy Dreamer who is busted wide open with skin hanging out as you can see. It’s plain nasty.
We have a ladder in the ring now also, but men are just bleeding because Dreamer has the cheese grater and he is rubbing it on Bubba Ray. Ok everyone is bleeding now and all hell has broken loose as Justin Credible and Lance Storm hit the ring to take on all comers.
Right after that Francine hits the ring and nails Tommy Dreamer right in the nuts. Beullah hits the ring! Her first time on TV in ages. She grabs Francine and literally rips her clothes off as Francine is wearing a small thong and looks GREAT! Beullah has on a black suit as she takes out Francine and roll on the mat ripping each others clothes off.
Beullah hits the ring! Her first time on TV in ages. She grabs Francine and literally rips her clothes off as Francine is wearing a small thong and looks GREAT! Beullah has on a black suit as she takes out Francine and roll on the mat ripping each others clothes off.
A half naked Francine leaves the ring and Beullah rolls out as well. The Dudleys get a table setup and Dreamer is bleeding badly.
The Dudleys light the table on fire! They 3-D Tommy Dreamer through the flaming tables and Tommy Dreamer is on fire as you can see! That was unreal and classic ECW.
The Dudleys make the cover and get the three count.
Winners: The Dudleys
All of the men have the crimson mask on now as the match ends. The Dudleys then go after Beullah again, but Sandman hits the ring and begins to cane each of them to make the save. As that happens, Steve Austin hits the ring! The fans give him a big ovation as he calls out all of the WWE wrestlers and all of the ECW Wrestlers to the ring for a beer bash and a fight.
All of the wrestlers are out in the ring, but then Tazz’s music hits! Tazz makes his way to the ring to his old school music. Angle and Tazz go at it. Tazz chokes out Angle, but there is action all over the ring. There probably 40-50 wrestlers in the ring right now. Bischoff joins the announce booth and starts mouthing off as all of this takes place. They talk about Edge saying that Matt Hardy isn’t really the one he screwed (implying Lita). Austin gets back on the ring apron and grabs the mic as ECW Wrestlers have pretty much cleared out the WWE stars. He talks about Sandman and how big of a beer drinker he is.
Austin then calls out Mick Foley. He tells Foley to bring Bischoff to the ring and he does. All of the WWE Wrestlers just let Bischoff get dragged to the ring.
Austin then gets all of the wrestlers to put a beatdown on Bischoff. First a 3-D from the Dudleys. Then a flying headbutt from Benoit. Then a 619 from Rey Mysterio. Austin continues to taunt Eric Bischoff. They load Bischoff up on their shoulders and carry him out of the building and throw him in the back of a truck.
We then go back to the building as all of the ECW Wrestlers are in the ring drinkign beer and Sandman is crushing beer cans on his head.
Joey Styles thanks all of the fans leaving with an ECW RULES!