TheSpoof.com has done another interesting Spoof on the WWE, this time about Matt Hardy purchasing WWE due to the amount of fan support he received. This one is a little more out there than Vince fires entire roster but it is still a comedic read.
Thanks to Clancy Gilpatrick for sending this in:
Batista was on Cold Pizza this morning on ESPN 2. The description was the first two minutes he came off subdued and uncharismatic. The host noted he didn’t start wrestling until 31. Dave said it was 29. When asked what the company saw in him, he said, “Well, I’m really not put together like othre human beings.” He noted he wouldn’t be where he was if he wasn’t mentored by HHH and he sadi, “I’m not that big dude yelling in your face, ‘brother,’ telling you to take your vitamins.” He plugged tonight’s show. The host brought up Batista’s wife Angie battling cancer. He got choked up and his eyes moistened and he apologized for his reaction saying he wasn’t expecting that, but said dealing with it helped him appreciate everything more. They thanked him and moved on. The final minute, maybe because it was real, gave him more personality than almost anything he’s done so far
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