Impact Wrestling Results (11/24) – Turkey Suits, Lingerie & Big 8 Man Elimination Match

Bill Pritchard

Thanksgiving Thong Thunder
Angelina Love, Winter & Madison Rayne vs Brooke Tessmacher, Tara & Velvet Sky

The girls all pose on turnbuckle then Winter's team attacks the other girls and chokes Tara on the ropes then Winter throws her in the corner. She whips her across the ring then goes for a cover as we go to a commercial, and when we get back Tara hits a flying forearm off the ropes and follows with a bodyslam. She hits a standing moonsault then tags Brooke, and Tara clotheslines Winter in the corner and Brooke gives her a stinkface and follows with a hiptoss. Brooke hits a dropkick but Winter is able to make a tag to Madison, and she kicks Brooke in the corner but misses a clothesline and Brooke gets her feet up. Madison catches her feet and spins her and slams her headfirst, then tags Winter and she hits a backbreaker then drags Brooke back to her corner.

Angelina comes in and clotheslines her in the corner, then hits an elbow drop and goes to pick her up, but Brooke surprises her with a small package for two. Angelina pulls her hair and knees her in the back, then whips her off the ropes and Brooke rebounds with a layout facebuster. She gets the tag and Velvet unloads on Madison then goes for an underhook facebuster, but Winter breaks it up and all six women are fighting as the referee just watches. Velvet's team all hit clotheslines and end up fighting on the floor, then Madison hits Velvet from behind and grabs her title as the ref checks outside. Mickie James runs out and takes the belt from Madison, then snaps her her down on the ropes, and she spins around and gets hit with the In Yo Face and Velvet makes the cover.

Winners – Velvet Sky, Brooke Tessmacher & Tara

Jeff Hardy comes out and is wearing the mask he wore at Turning Point, but when it is removed it is revealed that it is Jeff Jarrett pretending to be Hardy. He goes along with the gimmick and says he is crap, and the people love him because he looks like a clown and he cuts great promos. Jarrett continues to mock him and says everyone can relate to Hardy because he is a worthless lowlife and he doesn't even belong here. Jeff Hardy (the real one) runs out and chases down Jarrett, then punches him in the ring until Christopher Daniels and Immortal run out and assualt him. RVD, AJ and Mr. Anderson all run out to even things up and fight through security and Jarrett slams Hardy's head into the ring steps. He picks him up and does it again then screams at him while Immortal beats everyone else down and leaves the ring.

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