WWE RAW Results (1/9) – Brodus Clay Debuts, CM Punk vs Jack Swagger, Kane Attacks Again

Bill Pritchard

"The Funkasaurus" Brodus Clay vs Curt Hawkins

Brodus comes out with two girls in sequined suits and dances to the ring, then takes off his hat and tracksuit and dances in sync with them and says something to Curt Hawkins at ringside. Brodus throws Hawkins to the mat the dances and gets out of a waistlock, and Hawkins slaps him in the face but Brodus whips him off the ropes and headbutts him. He follows with a T-Bone suplex and a running splash, and bounces off the ropes and hits a running crossbody splash for the win.

Winner – "The Funkasaurus" Brodus Clay

Zack Ryder is shown brushing his teeth and is pumping himself up about his date when Kane is shown in the background, but he disappears again. Ryder looks up like he noticed, but shakes his head and leaves as we see Miz talking to Primo and Epico about helping him then CM Punk laughs as he walks past him and heads to the ring. John Laurinaitis comes out before the match and says he wants to prove he is impartial, so if Punk wins tonight John will ban Vickie and Swagger from ringside. He also tells Dolph he wants to make sure he stays in shape so he is giving him a warm up match against John Cena, then tells the ref to ring the bell as Dolph screams at him.

Jack Swagger (w/ Vickie Guerrero & Dolph Ziggler) vs CM Punk

Punk takes Swagger to the mat then they lock up near the ropes and Swagger applies a waistlock, but Punk counters into a headlock and holds on when Swagger tries to roll though. Punk stands back up and gets backed into the corner, but he punches his way out and connects with a bodyslam, then goes up top but Swagger rolls out of the way. He goes to the floor and talks to Vickie, then gets back in the ring and punches Punk and steps on his back then whips him off the ropes. Punk counters with a cross body for two then he punches Swagger near the ropes and whips him, but Swagger reverses into a drop toe hold and attempts to apply the ankle lock. (Cont'd…)

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