WWE RAW Results (3/12) – Team Laurinaitis Gets Two Members, Jericho Digs Up Punk’s Past, Cena’s Rap & The Rock’s Concert

Bill Pritchard

Santino Marella vs David Otunga & Mark Henry

Santino and Aksana come out first, then Team Laurinaitis captain David Otunga makes his entrance before John Laurinaitis takes the mic to make an announcement. We are supposed to get a mixed tag match, but John Laurinaitis says he changed it to a handicap match and brings out Mark Henry. Teddy Long comes out and checks on Aksana then shoves John down, and Santino hiptosses Otunga then sets up for a Cobra. Henry grabs his arm and slams him to the mat, then picks him up and hits a World's Strongest Slam for the win. Henry and Otunga attack Santino after the bell, then they do the same to Kofi Kingston and R-Truth when they try to help. John walks in the ring and announces Henry as the next member of Team Laurinaitis while Teddy and Aksana watch from the ramp. 

Winners – David Otunga & Mark Henry

Eve is walking down the hallway when Zack Ryder catches up with her and says he enjoyed their kiss, but she hasn't called him all week. Zack asks if she is playing him, and she says he needs to get real because they should be friends… with benefits, and Zack agrees to it. Eve asks him out to dinner when Beth Pheonix runs over and asks if Eve saw what happened on Extra with Maria Menounos and says she wants to pay her a visit. Eve says that sounds like a good idea then apologizes to Zack as he leaves, then Beth says she loves the way Eve has Zack fooled and says she could do it too. Beth asks if Eve would mind, then Eve gives her a dirty look and says she would before leaving.

John Laurinaitis is taking a phone call when Miz walks in with James Roday (from Psych) and they want to know why Miz is not on the Wrestlemania card. He says he has the star power to be on his team, and John tells him all he has to do is win his match tonight and he is in. John says James will be the special ring announcer, then Miz asks who he is facing and looks pissed when John tells him it is CM Punk. Miz leaves as John asks who James thinks will win, and James says he is not a real psychic.

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