Brooke Hogan arrives to the Impact Zone and is escorted in via gold cart. She says tonight she's going to talk to her father again, and air all their dirty laundry before the public yet again. And this time, apparently he's going to listen. She takes a phone call from "Mark" and tells him that she's arrived.
(1) X-Division Tournament Match
This match kicks off and Ion ends up on the outside. Kenny King springboards off the top rope with a senton to the outside but Ion moves out of the way and King lands on his feet. As he turns around Ion connects with his own senton over the top rope to the outside, sending both men crashing into the ground. Back in the ring King attempts the Royal Flush but Ion counters it with a small package. Ion gets the Hostile Makeover, but somehow King kicks out. Zema heads to the top rope and comes off with the 450 Splash, but King rolls out of the way and gets the Royal Flush for the victory.
Winner: Kenny King
Backstage, Robbie E is begging Miss Tessmacher to tag with him against Jesse and Tara tonight. She tells him that he disgusts her, but she'll agree to the match…if she gets to tag with big Robbie T instead. The two walk off together as Robbie E is left there yelling "bro" at them.
After a commercial break, Joseph Park is shown walking into the Impact Zone. He wants to thank his law firm for letting him put his practice on the back burner. He says tonight he's back in TNA, and he has some bussiness to attend to. He then walks straight into a door, and struggled with getting it open.
(2) Robbie T & Miss Tessmacher vs. Jesse & Tara
Rob Terry starts the match by lifting Jesse into the air, while he screams in terror. After a big guerilla press, Jesse scrambles to the corner and tags out. Tessmacher enters the match now to combat Tara, who doesn't last long either. Tara quickly tags out to Jesse, who enters the ring and gets absolutely destroyed by a slam from Rob Terry. And this one is over just like that.
Winner: Robbie T & Miss Tessmacher
After the match, Rob Terry does a dance routine from Dirty Dancing with Tessmacher. At the end Terry catches her and plants her with a big kiss, and she "passes out" from the intensity. Terry leaves the ring with a smile as Robbie E looks on in shock, and Brooke is still passed out in the ring.
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