Kiss My Foot Match: Jerry Lawler vs. Michael Cole
Cole tried using a doctor’s note before the match to get out of working this bout. The referee wasn’t having any of it. Lawler is all over Cole early, even going as far as to rip his pants open. Cole went to the outside where he tried begging off. Lawler came in to continue his onslaught but Cole yanks him into the ringside steps. Cole is now in control of the offense. Shortly after, Cole removed his shoe and sock and ordered Lawler to kiss his foot. Lawler didn’t oblige. He whipped Cole into the Cole Mine and hit the fist-drop off the second rope for the pinfall. Lawler wins. He removes his boot, but stops and motions for someone from the back to come out. Eve’s music hit and out she came. She hit a moonsault on Cole off the top rope. Same set up with Lawler taking his boot off and Jim Ross’s music hit. Out comes Good Ole’ JR. He poured BBQ sauce all over Cole. Lawler takes his sock off. Cole backed off and avoided them. Out of nowhere, Bret Hart’s music hit and out comes the original “Kiss My Foot Match” winner. Hart backs Cole back into the ring. Hart applies the Sharpshooter on Cole. Lawler shoved his foot in Cole’s mouth. Bret, JR and Lawler celebrated.
Winner: Jerry Lawler
WWE Championship (I-Quit Match): The Miz vs. John Cena
Miz came to the ring and grabbed the mic. He claims he can do whatever he wants. He says Alex Riley can too. Miz offers Cena the chance to quit now. Cena replies, “Hell no!” The bell rings, and Miz asks for the referee’s mic. Miz says out of all the matches Cena could have chosen, he chose an I Quit match. Miz says there are no rules, and that means Miz could hit him with a chair, throw him off the stage, or batter him with the steps, but that means Riley can do it too, so Miz is going to give Cena a freebie, and give him an opportunity to quit right now. Cena says ‘hell no’. Miz goes for the clothesline but Cena ducks it and gives both men a series of clotheslines before he backdrops Riley and hits a facebuster on Miz. Cena hits a gut wrench suplex on Miz and goes for the STF, but Riley breaks it up and begins laying into Cena with right hands. Riley hits a big suplex on Cena before going back over to the Miz to regroup. Cena is able to back drop Riley to the outside, and he comes up with a couple of big shoulderblocks to Miz before hitting a big belly to back suplex. Cena goes for, and hits the five knuckle shuffle, but when he goes for the AA, Miz fights out and hits a quick combination neckbreaker. Miz goes for the SCF, but Cena fights out and hits the AA. When Cena gets up to his feet, he’s blasted by Alex Riley and the briefcase. Riley uses the briefcase to repeatedly slam down into Cena. Miz and Riley pick Cena up and they seat Cena on the turnbuckle. Both men shoulder Cena and take him down with a double powerbomb. The ref asks Cena, but he won’t quit. Miz and Riley pick Cena up and toss him to the outside. Both men are quick to follow and they pick Cena up, only to ram him back first into the barricade. The referee asks again, but Cena won’t quit. Miz measures Cena and runs right up to him, hitting him with a giant kick to the face that sends him crashing to the arena floor, but Cena still says ‘no’. Miz instructs Riley to grab the boom camera and Riley holds Cena across the boom, while Miz makes the camera man give him his belt. Miz tells Cena he’s going to whip him repeatedly. He says this will hurt twice as much as the kendo stick, but Cena can save himself the pain. Cena says Miz has the strap, but he has no nuts. Miz begins whipping Cena repeatedly, but Cena will not give up. Miz whips Cena rapid fire style, but it still won’t be enough to put Cena down. Cena tells Riley to go back to the ring to grab something. Miz begins bringing Cena back toward the ring, and Cena fights back with a couple of quick punches. Cena sends Riley into the steel ring post, but Miz comes up with a chair, and he uses it to blast Cena across the back. Miz rolls Cena back into the ring, and he grabs the chair, bringing it in with him. Miz asks the fans in attendance if Cena is their guy, and asks if they want to see him endure any more pain. He tells a kid in the crowd to tell Cena to quit, but the kid says ‘never’. Miz hits Cena in the forehead with the mic, and tells the kid that this is his doing. Miz tells the kid to ask Cena to quit, but the kid won’t do it. Miz lays into Cena with another mic shot to the head before he traps him in the exposed barricade, wedging him in. Miz grabs a chair and says he will hit Cena repeatedly if he doesn’t quit. He tells Cena that he can’t quit this match, and Miz will not stop until Cena says those magic two words. Cena says those kids are smarter than he is. Miz takes the chair and uses it to blast Cena (and mainly the barricade). Riley holds the mic to Cena’s face, and a clearly recorded John Cena’s voice comes over the PA, saying ‘I Quit’, and this one is over. The referee goes for the belt, but he finds a phone, and he begins listening to it. The ref waves off the win, and it looks like this one isn’t over. The ref holds the phone up to the mic, and the recorded voice plays over the PA again. The ref says the match will restart right now. Miz and Riley go to the outside and Riley tries to blast Cena with the title, but Cena ducks and Riley connects with Miz instead. Cena hits the AA on Riley, sending him through the announcer’s table. Cena turns his attention to Miz, and begins pulling his belt off. Cena shoots Miz all the way up the entrance ramp. At the top of the ramp, Cena locks in the STF, giving him the REAL victory.
Winner and STILL WWE Champion: John Cena
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