Ultra Male Rules Match:
-Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Jarrett
For those unaware, this is a two out of three falls match. First fall will be submissions only. Second, pinfalls only. Third and final – escape the cage. Before the match begins, Karen Angle is banned from ringside. Jarrett locks Angle into a figure-four leglock early on. Angle almost taps, but he ultimately survives. Angle reverses the hold and now Jarrett is in trouble. Jarrett grabs the ropes to break the hold, but Angle locks in the “ankle lock” submission hold. Jarrett eventually escapes. Angle busts his arm against the steel ring post, which allows Jarrett to apply a cross arm-breaker. Angle eventually escapes and reverses into a second “ankle lock” attempt, this time getting the tapout from Jarrett. Angle wins the first fall. Fall number two begins and Angle is in control. Jarrett regains control by slamming Angle into the steel cage. Angle hits an Angle-Slam out of nowhere for a nearfall. Jarrett gets a roll-up out of nowhere for a pinfall victory. Jarrett wins fall number two. Jarrett attacks Angle from behind as he argues with the ref. This begins the third and final fall. Angle eventually german-suplexes the shit out of Jarrett multiple times in a row. Angle hits a big slam on Jarrett into the cage. Jarrett is bleeding like a madman as a result. Jarrett hits a big powerbomb on Angle off the cage. Angle landed on his head. Jesus christ that was scary. Angle hits an Angle Slam off the top rope. Angle wants to leave the cage but can’t find the keys to get the door open. Gunner runs down and uses a chair to prevent Angle from climbing out of the cage. As Angle goes to the corner, Scott Steiner runs out for the save. Angle finally finds the key and opens the door. As he goes to leave, Karen Angle comes out and sprays something into his eyes. God I hate that bitch. She is hot though. Angle takes out the ref mistaking him for Jarrett while still blinded. Angle attempts to exit the door again. This time Karen slams the door into Angle’s face to prevent the conclusion of the match. Jarrett finally escapes to get the victory.
Winner: Jeff Jarrett
TNA World Title:
-Sting (c) vs. Rob Van Dam vs. Mr. Anderson
RVD and Sting both beat the hell out of Mr. Anderson early on. Sting tries taking advantage of the situation by applying the Scorpion Death Lock but RVD breaks things up by hitting a spinning heel kick on Sting to break the hold. RVD hits Sting with a few more kicks before ultimately hitting a standing moonsault. As RVD goes to hit the ropes, Mr. Anderson pulls the top rope down, resulting in RVD spilling onto the floor. As Anderson goes for a Mic Check, Sting reverses into a second Scorpion Death Drop attempt. RVD tries interfering but Sting locks in the Scorpion on both RVD and Anderson. Out of nowhere, Hulk Hogan’s music hits. Out comes Hogan with the aluminum foil roll. He offers it to RVD, and RVD takes it. RVD throws it back at Hogan. Mr. Anderson grabs it now and hits RVD with it. Anderson drags RVD to the center of the ring but Sting hits a Scorpion Death Drop on him and pins him for the victory. After the match, Sting motions for Hogan to enter the cage. Hogan teases entering but ultimately says it isn’t their time yet.
Winner and STILL TNA World Champion: Sting
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