WWE RAW Results (3/21): HHH Calls Out ‘Taker, Cena/Miz

CM Punk comes on the Titantron and says he really likes Orton’s bus and he can’t wait to meet Orton’s wife. Orton flips out and runs to the parking lot where Punk hits him with a wrench in the knee. He starts beating on Orton while his wife screams from the bus then Punk tells him that he never should have punted any of Nexus. Punk says it won’t happen at Wrestlemania either, then kicks Orton in the head and blows a kiss to Orton’s wife inside the bus. He leaves and Orton’s wife comes out to check on him and screams for someone to come help him.

Alex Riley is in the ring with a table and he says he was fired a few weeks ago, but he was rehired under a new title, and he introduces the Miz. Miz takes the mic from Riley and he says people would travel many miles and pay a lot of money to see Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan in their primes, and now they all get to see him. He says he has come a long way, and everyone hangs on every word he says, as he has rewritten history. Miz puts himself over and says he is the greatest WWE Champion in history, and he has become bigger than the WWE and the WWE Universe.

Miz says he has flipped the WWE since he arrived, and takes the microphone cover off and turns it upside down. He says it now is an M for Miz, and it is time to rewrite history. After a drawn out introduction, he unveils the same title belt, but the spinner part is flipped to look like an M. He says he won’t be a multi time champion, because he never plans on losing his title, because he’s the Miz and he’s awesome.

Cena interrupts from the Titantron and mocks him for the belt, and says the WWE Universe knows he can be hurt. He says they also know something Miz and Riley will find out right now, and a few guys walk in and start taking Cena’s "room" apart to reveal he was in the arena the whole time. Cena says he was supposed to be broadcasting from his home, but he has been for nine years, because WWE is his home. He says they are in his living room and he is coming to take out the trash and runs around backstage and heads for the ring.

He mocks Rock on the way out to the ring and says "not via satellite, I’m here" then runs in to fight Miz and Riley. Cena gets attacked for a bit then throws Riley out of the ring and Miz runs from the arena. Riley gets back in and gets put in the STF and won’t let go even with refs trying to break it. Miz comes back to the ramp and Cena dares him to come to the ring and puts Riley back in the STF. Miz is livid as Cena keeps the hold locked in and Miz goes backstage again as three refs are needed to get Cena off of Riley. 

 

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