Punk said he was the only one out there not wearing makeup. He also knows his Girl Scout cookies. He prefers Samoans to Thin Mints…
1. A.J. (with Primo) defeated Maxine (with Alicia Fox) in 2:28. Maxine did something and Punk said, "Vintage Maxine right there. Vintage Maxine." Sweet. A.J. hit a couple of nice closelines. She then won the match…
Michael Cole came out from the back. Cole said the fans were in the minority and most people wanted him back. He had an epiphany and said NXT was unwatchable without him. Punk applauded as Cole retook his seat at the announce table.
Punk said, "I’m glad to have you back. This show is bad with or without you by the way." Cole said he was returning to NXT. Punk hugged Cole. Cole then hugged Mathews too. Punk stayed though, and now we have two out of three announcers shitting on this show… [C]
[Q4] Time for the second challenge. Random topics. Random crap gets said…
Jamie’s topic was "teeth." She said nobody wanted to hear her talk about teeth. Punk said, "Nobody wants to hear you talk at all." She gave a decent promo, but it was the same old stuff. "Is my gong out here?" asked Cole…
Naomi’s topic was "toupee." She kept repeating it. "I hope she knows what it means," said Cole. Naomi wanted to have a match and had nothing to say about toupees. She was disqualified for being off topic. Punk said, "Disqualify Janice too." He meant Jamie, but Janice works for me.
A.J.’s topic was caffeine. She bounces everywhere and doesn’t need a natural high. Wait, doesn’t need a natural high? She is natural dynamite baby. Punk said he needed some "natural dynamite in life."
Aksana had no idea what a llama or camel was. "I thought she had it," said Punk. This is laugh out loud funny. Maxine’s topic was "foot." She said she would use her foot to squash A.J. until she taps out. "That was horrendous," said Cole. "Better than the other three," replied Punk.
Kaitlyn said she was told to picture everyone in their underwear. Punk will most likely see her in her underwear later. "It’s funny; I’m actually not wearing pants and that’s how I watch NXT every week," said Punk. Just awesome.
A.J. won. I don’t even have to wait for the results. The announcers actually congratulated her. Oh, we have a match coming up, right at the top of the hour… [C]
Back from commercial, Punk was blowing a bubble. "This is the greatest night of my life… What more can you ask for?" …
[Overrun] 2. Kelly Kelly, Naomi, and Jamie defeated Layla, Michelle McCool, and Kaitlyn (with Vickie Guerrero) in 3:29. Layla mocked Jamie. Doesn’t she know we are in the overrun. She posed and danced. "That’s Josh in his hotel mirror every morning."
Kaitlyn hit a badass spear. She followed with an elbow drop that screwed the pooch. Michelle tagged in and beat on "Nadine" in the corner. Naomi looked impressive but Michelle hit a belly to belly on her. She tagged in Kaitlyn, who was horribly rolled up by Naomi for the win…
Afterward, Michelle kicked Kaitlyn in the mouth after Kaitlyn shoved her. "I wonder if that ever happened while she was bartending." Nice. Vickie screamed at her. LayCool and Vickie walked to the back…
Punk said he would be back next week. "For Michael Cole, I’m C.M. Punk; see you next week. Shut up Josh." …
