WWE RAW Results – August 31, 2009

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August 31, 2009

Report By: Matt Boone for WrestleZone.com

Texas Bullrope Match:

-Hornswoggle vs. Chavo Guerrero

We return to a replay of last week’s boxing exhibition with Chavo Guerrero and Hornswoggle. Lilian Garcia announces this will be a Texas Bullrope match where the winner will be determined when one man ties his opponent up with the rope. Hornswoggle comes out dressed like a cowboy. Chavo comes out dressed in a cow uniform. The referee ties the rope to Hornswoggle’s arm. Before he ties the other end to Chavo he says per Dusty’s orders he has one more thing for him. He goes out of the ring and comes back in with a giant cow head. Chavo is pissed. Ref tells him he has to put it on or forfit. Chavo puts it on and the ref ties the other end of the rope to his arm. And our match is officially underway. Hornswoggle keeps screwing with the tail on Chavo’s costume. He runs into Chavo with head-first into his belly. Chavo is on all fours and Hornswoggle hops on his back for a horsey-ride. Chavo slams Hornswoggle down and his cow-head falls off. Chavo goes up top but Hornswoggle slides out of the ring. Evan Bourne comes out while Chavo is on the top rope to distract him. Hornswoggle yanks on the rope and Chavo crashes down to the canvas. Hornswoggle runs back in and ties Chavo up with the rope for the win.

Winner: Hornswoggle

After The Match:

Chavo tries to attack Hornswoggle but he ducks and Chavo hits the corner. Hornswoggle bites him on the ass. Chavo on the ground now and Hornswoggle climbs up for the tadpole splash. While on the top rope, Bourne puts the cow head on Hornswoggle. A loud "mooo" sound effect plays over the arena speakers. Hornswoggle hits the tadpole splash as Michael Cole says "what a ‘moo’ooove." And this crap is finally over. Thank god.

Tale Of The Tape

We get a tale of the tape for the Big Show vs. Mark Henry match which is up next after the commercial.

Big Show vs. Mark Henry

Big Show makes his way to the ring. We get another replay of the Big Show & Chris Jericho vs. Mark Henry & MVP match from last week. Mark Henry now makes his way to the ring and our match is officially underway. Typical big-man spots early. Lock-ups with each guy trying to out-power the other a few times. Now a hand-to-hand test of strength. Is this freak show night? What a way to follow up the Chavo-Hornswoggle madness. Henry getting the upper-hand in the test of strength but Big Show hits him with a knee to break the hold. Big Show headbutts Henry and hurts himself. How is that possible – Henry isn’t Samoan. Long headlock spot with Henry weakening Big Show down. Big Show with a cheap shot to break free. Big Show hits the ropes and nails Henry with a spear. Big Show with Mark Henry in a front facelock. Big Show runs into an elbow from Henry. Henry with a couple splashes on Big Show in the corner, with the third one finally putting Big Show down. Henry hits a splash on Big Show for the cover but only gets two. Big Show gets frustrated and takes the padding off the top turnbuckle. The ref tells him he can’t do that. Henry runs at Big Show and he slams Henry’s head into the corner. Ref immediately DQ’s Big Show. How many times has Big Show been DQ’d lately? Big Show hits Henry with the knockout punch after the match.

Winner via DQ: Mark Henry

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