Hornswoggle is shown eating some cheese when Natalys walks in and he asks her to cut the wedge of cheese and she thinks he is making fun of her. Natalya gets worried and holds her stomach, then runs away and farts and Hornswoggle puts the cheese wedge down and asks Justin Gabriel is he wants any. He says they have all his favorites and says jack cheese as Jack Swagger walks over and asks what he said, then Hornswoggle points at Vickie and says cottage cheese. Swagger slaps the cheesehead hat off of Hornswoggle then Gabriel defends him and gets in Swagger's face until Teddy Long walks in. Teddy says they can settle this in the ring tonight, and Swagger says one man should run both shows but Teddy says he likes that and it should be him.
United States Championship
Justin Gabriel (w/ Hornswoggle) vs Jack Swagger (c) (w/ Vickie Guerrero)
Swagger takes Gabriel down with a waistlock then he shoves him in the corner and hits some kidney punches before whipping him into the ropes. He knocks Gabriel down and hits a Swagger Bomb, then he throws some elbows and does some push ups before applying a side headlock. Gabriel fights back and hits an inverted neckbreaker for two, and follows it with a clothesline and leg lariat before hitting a springboard cross body block for two. He dropkicks Swagger out to the floor and hits a dive, but he gets tackled by Swagger on the way in then taps out to the ankle lock.
Winner – Jack Swagger
Ambulance Match
John Cena vs Kane
Cena goes right after Kane but he gets thrown out to the floor and they trade punches on the way up the aisle before Cena throws Kane into the barricade. He throws him into the barricade a few more times and calls for the ambulance, but Kane kicks him in the head then opens the doors and tries to pull out the stretcher. Kane slams the stretcher into Cena's ribs to back him off, then Cena grabs the backboard and beats Kane with it near the stage. They make their way back down the aisle and Kane hits him a few times, but Cena reverses an Irish whip and sends Kane into the steps. Cena rolls him into the ring but Kane knocks him down with a big boot then punches Cena in the head, then Kane backs him up and drops him with a few more right hands. Kane whips him into the opposite corner and knees him in the ribs, then Cena fights back but Kane drops him with a side slam. (Cont'd…)
