In Ring Segment: Elias
For some reason, Elias is in the ring. He wants to know who wants to walk with him. Spoiler alert: no one. No one wants to walk with him. Elias says he was walking through the town and was inspired to write a song. Elias tries to sing but the crowd’s boos drown him out. Elias reminds the crowd that they need to hold their applause until he is done. Elias starts again. Elias goes into a song denigrating, Brooklyn. Elias thanks the crowd and the lights go out. The lights come back on and Elias says since they want it, he will give them another song. Elias sings about how Biggie and Jay-Z don’t measure up to him. Elias asks the crowd where Brooklyn’s balls went. The lights cut off and that’s that. Good times… if it wasn’t apparent, that was sarcasm.
Smackdown Tag Team Championship Match: The New Day (c) vs The Usos
Jimmy and Woods kick the match off. Jimmy shoulder blocks Woods. After a tackle drop-down spot, Woods blast Jimmy with an elbow to the face. Jimmy kicks out at two. Woods rips off Jimmy’s shirt and chops him over and over again. Corner splash by Woods. Woods walks into a stiff uppercut by Jimmy. Woods goes tot he second rope. Jey distracts Woods from outside the ring. Woods dives off the top into another uppercut from Jimmy. After the break, Jey is working a side headlock on Woods. Woods almost makes it to the corner to tag in Big E. but Jey slams him back down to the mat. Jey sets up Woods for a middle rope superplex. Woods knocks Jey off the apron. Jimmy tries to splash Woods from the apron but Woods avoids it. Missle dropkick by Woods. Woods dives to tag in Big E. but Jimmy pulls Big E. off the apron. Jey drives Woods into the turnbuckle.
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