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5 Things You Need To Know Before Christmas RAW, Ian Riccaboni Christmas Poem

5 Things You Need To Know Before Christmas RAW

WWE uploaded today’s preview for the Christmas Eve edition of RAW to YouTube:

Two championships are on the line tonight and much more. Here is your preview for tonight’s Christmas Eve edition of Raw.

5 things you need to know before tonight's Raw: Dec. 24, 2018

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Ian Riccaboni’s Christmas Poem:

ROH Commentator Ian Riccaboni posted the following holiday-themed poetry to his Twitter:

“Twas the night before Christmas and
under the ring
Were red balloons held tight by the Horror
King,
Followed closely by TK and the Real
World’s Champ,
Carrying the World Six-Man Titles down
the ROH ramp.
But to the fan’s chagrin, Taven clutched
tight
A phony purple belt whose gems popped
in the light.
He was bombastic and boisterous, oftern
cawing like a raven
When he pointed his thumbs to his chest
and yelled “I’m Matt Taven!”.
His swagger caught an audience of a very
large size
Including the true World Champion, Jay
Lethal, the Franchise.
A man who avenged all of his losses
before climbing the throne,
Lethal has proven he is Ring of Honor’s
backbone
But the times are changing, excitement is
in the air!
Free agents are coming from here and
from there!
Hawai’s Jeff Cobb, from Mexico, Bandido
Upon Haskins, PCO, and LA’s Brody King,
how neato!
But they will have to do battle as we head
toward MSG,
With Castle, the Briscoes, Beretta, and
Chuckie T.!
Don’t forget Shane Taylor, C2C, & the
Gatekeeper, too.
The Villain and his Enterprise, just to
name a few
Tenille looks to get back in the ring, Isom
to surprise
While the Bouncers have visions of beer
in their eyes.
Kenny King and Silas have dreams of a
return to gold,
While Flip Gordon will find ways to break
the mold!
And what will 2019 bring for ZSJ?
Or Sauce, or Juice, or Luchasaurus you
say?
One thing is for sure, they best be ready to
fight
As Colt and I wish Happy Wrestling to all
and to all a good night!”

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