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Wrestler Sticks A Baseball Bat Up His Opponent’s Ass, Calls It A Casual Friday

Joey Mayberry is an independent wrestler based in the Midwest. He shared a clip from one of his recent matches where he used a baseball bat on his opponent… and not in the normal “It’s STIIIIIING” way, either.

Mayberry had his opponent propped on the turnbuckle and proceeded to (magically?) shove a baseball bat up his adversary’s rectum.

Now, before you get outraged on Al Gore’s internet and say that this is not my wrestling in the year 2023… the self-proclaimed “Dad Bod DemiGod” says the crowd ate it up.

“I stuck a bat up a man’s ass and the crowd roared,” Mayberry wrote. “Casual Friday.”

You got a beat up glove, a homemade bat

How did he do it? Was it magic? Was it sorcery?

Anyway, here’s the lyrics to “Centerfield” by John Fogerty:

Well, I beat the drum and hold the phone

The sun came out today

We’re born again, there’s new grass on the field

A-roundin’ third and headed for home

It’s a brown-eyed handsome man

Anyone can understand the way I feel

Oh, put me in, coach

I’m ready to play today

Put me in, coach

I’m ready to play today

Look at me, I can be centerfield

Well, I spent some time in the Mudville Nine

Watching it from the bench

You know I took some lumps

When the Mighty Casey struck out

So say, “Hey Willie, tell Ty Cobb and Joe DiMaggio”

Don’t say it ain’t so you, know the time is now

Oh, put me in, coach

I’m ready to play today

Put me in, coach

I’m ready to play today

Look at me, I can be centerfield

You got a beat up glove, a homemade bat

And a brand new pair of shoes

You know I think it’s time to give this game a ride

Just to hit the ball and touch ’em all, a moment in the sun

It’s a-gone and you can tell that one goodbye

Oh, put me in, coach

I’m ready to play today

Put me in, coach

I’m ready to play today

Look at me, I can be centerfield (yeah)

Oh, put me in, coach

I’m ready to play today

Put me in, coach

I’m ready to play today

Look at me, gotta be centerfield

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