Eve vs. Nikki Bella w/ Brie
Eve out to the ring in gold leopard. The twins out in red sparkly outfits. Brie says that Eve might want a rematch, but if she’s traded to SD, then that won’t happen. (I thought the Divas Title went to both shows and the winner traveled. Guess this is more of WWE’s amnesia!)
Eve with blows to Nikki, then a kick to her gut. Another big kick, but seemed to be out if sync. Eve dodged Nikki with a hands free cartwheel, then an arm drag to Nikki. Nikki hung upside- down. Eve went to slide into Nikki, but Nikki pulled up and Eve hit the post. Brie attacked from outside. Nikki pins for two. Nikki stomps away at Eve, then into a chinlock as Cole talks about how horrible King and JR are on announce. Nikki drops a leg, then whips Eve. Eve back kicks Nikki, then rolls her up for three.
Winner – Eve
Eve talks smack to the Bellas. Eve celebrates, but Cole cuts her off for the important part of the night. Cole says in a few weeks will be the Royal Wedding. In just a few minutes he’ll be knighted, Sir Michael Cole!
In the ring Cole announces Swagger, then man tagging with him at Extreme Rules. Swagger comes out to the ring with a red and white cape over his arm. Cole is all smiles for Swagger. Into the ring and Cole shakes Swagger’s hand, then they hug. "Slap Cole!’ chants from the front row. Swagger puts the royal cape over Cole’s back. "Jerry!" chants fill the arena. Swagger with a scroll. JR says if Swagger has to read this, they’ll be here all night.
Hear he, hear ye! Tonight the WWE Universe will witness a brave, genuine and caring human being take the next step in his already fabled HOF career. After tonight he will not be known as Mr. WrestleMainia, but Sir Michael Cole. Swagger says that tonight the WWE Universe will witness the first ever knighting ceremony. Please welcome Queen Elizabeth. An imposter comes out with her body guards to the ring. Cole is all smiles, turning and smiles at JR and King who just shake their heads. The fans are not at all impressed by this.
Cole kneels on a stool as the music ends and they get huge heat from the fans. She says they’re gathered here this evening to welcome the specimen that is Michael Cole. The fans start chanting something that was obviously not nice at her. With a sword to each shoulder, she knights Cole, then he plants a big, fat wet one on her lips. She didn’t seem at all unhappy about this. Cole grabs the mic and wants applause for himself. He tries to gets ‘Sir Michael Cole!" chant going, but they chant, "Sucks!" after it all.
Cole tells them that they’re all peasants. They should make a couple of peasants, specifically JR and King, should get in that ring and kiss his feet. Off comes Cole’s shoe, then his sock. JR and King head for the ring as the camera zeros in on Cole’s freaking nasty and infested foot. Swagger attacks King, sends him from the ring. Outside the ring Swagger sends King over the barrier. Swagger back in and demands Swagger make JR kiss Cole’s nasty disgusting foot. Ankle lock on JR as Cole chants over and over, "Kiss them you peasant!" He tells everyone to let that be a lesson to them all, because he is Sir Michael Cole! Cole and Swagger go around the ring in circles as they love to do.
