TNA Impact Results
March 22, 2010
Results By: Bill Pritchard for WrestleZone.com
TNA Impact Opener:
Eric Bischoff is playing a spanish/salsa type song on a guitar in the middle of the ring. This is obviously a body double as they keep cutting away, and the hands are different sizes. He says nobody knew he was a classically trained musician and that’s why he doesn’t like Jeff Jarrett. He says Jarrett uses his guitar as a prop. He says let’s see if Jeff can really play and calls Jarrett out to the ring. Jarrett comes out and the fans are cheering for him to play, but he seems reluctant. Bischoff says he has no guts and he is trying to get Jarrett angry. Jarrett won’t let Bischoff humiliate him, but Bischoff keeps heckling him. Jarrett holds up the guitar and fakes like he’s going to hit Bischoff with it, but stops. Bischoff is smiling at him as Jarrett leaves the ring. Bischoff says he knew Jarrett couldn’t do it and when he brings up his daughters, Jarrett comes back and blasts Bischoff in the skull with the guitar to a massive cheer. Bischoff is laid out as Jarrett walks to the back and celebrates with Foley. Jarrett asks if Foley has any idea how good that felt. Foley says he thinks that he does.
Bischoff is finally coming to in the ring and tries standing up. He puts his hat back on and gets on the mic. He says Jarrett and Foley have crossed the line. He won’t fire them, he is going to make it fun for himself. Tonight he is going to make a match between Jarrett and Foley. He says he doesn’t give a damn who wins, because the loser is going to be fired, and the winner is going to be his bitch! Jarrett is watching in the back with Foley and he is pissed. Jarrett says this is his fault, but Foley says they knew what they were doing, and that this is a new win situation.
8 Knockout Tag Team Match
The Beautiful People & Daffney vs Tara, Angelina Love, Sarita & Taylor Wilde
Tara doesn’t even wait for the rest of her team as she comes out and begs Daffney not to harm Poison, her pet spider. TBP and Daffney gang up on Tara and beat on her until Love, Sarita and Wilde run out to even things up. Pretty back and forth match here until Daffney hits Tara from behind and Madison Rayne gets a two count. Daffney goes for Poison but Tara cuts her off with a choke. TBP is cutting the ring off and keeping Tara isolated with quick tags. After the action spills out of the ring, Velvet Sky and Angelina Love are the legal Knockout here. Velvet hits a spike DDT and poses for the crowd. All of the participants are in and out the ring, and Lacey Von Erich comes in and chokeslams Sarita to the mat. She dances around and gets the Widow’s Peak for her troubles. Tara goes for Poison, but Daffney cuts her off and hits the Lobotomy for the win.
Winners: The Beautiful People and Daffney
Backstage Segment
AJ and Flair arrive in a handicap accessible van and they are both selling the after effects of Abyss’ attacks. Flair is in a wheelchair screaming for Chelsea. We get a screenshot of Hogan with Tenay saying Hogan has a big announcement concerning Lockdown as we go to a commercial.
