WWE House Show Results (1/16): Augusta, Georgia

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MATCH 5: WWE Women’s Championship match: Michelle McCool(c) v.s. Mickie James

Good Michelle looks skinnier in person than on TV. The girl needs to eat something, I’m just saying. This was actually a pretty good match, way better than a lot of TV Diva’s matches. A weird moment where Mickie hits a cross-arm neckbreaker type manuvuer and both ladies are down, Michelle starts slowly crawling towards Mickie and goes for a cover. That was just awkward considering that Mickie hit her with the move and I thought that should have been the other way around with Mickie going for the cover. Anyways, Beth comes out and distracts Mickie who turns around to a yakuza kick from Michelle who gets the pin.

WINNER AND STILL THE WWE WOMEN’S CHAMPION: Michelle McCool

MAIN EVENT:CM Punk w/Luke Gallows, Chris Jericho, and Batista v.s. Matt Hardy, Kane, and World Heavyweight Champion The Undertaker

During Batista’s entrance, Punk and Jericho were doing their best RVD impressions on Tony Schiavone. Hilarious. Jericho also does some fake applauding for Batista. Once Taker came out the place went nuts(of course)! This match really wasn’t a great "wrestling" match but was damn entertaining! Hardy and Jericho started things out and they went at it for a bit until Chris tagged in Punk who threw his shirt at Taker and Kane. Hardy was funny as he was teasing Punk that he would tag in Taker, which he eventualy does. A funny spot where Jericho hit his running enzuigiri on Matt, who sells it awkwardly and falls backwards instead of fowards. Finish came when Kane went up top for his clothesline(which he botched) and hit it on Jericho. Then everything goees to hell, Batista spears Kane and everyone starts brawling until Mardy hit the Twist of Fate on Punk, Taker chokeslammed Batista and Kane chokeslammed Chris and got the pin. 

WINNER: Kane, Matt Hardy, and The Undertaker

After the match the heels leave and it just got really weird. Matt and Kane shook hands(?) and they left together but stopped near the exit. They looked at Undertaker who just stood in the ring (I thought he was going to do his kneeling thing) and finally leaves. They all walk side by side to the exit where they do a homage to ZZ Top and all raise their fists with their back turned to the crowd.

All in all it was a good show all though I was disappointed that John Morrison, Dolph Ziggler, and Cryme Tyme weren’t there. All the matches were entertaining, even Hart Dynasty v.s. Jimmy/Jesse.

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