NWA Anarchy TV Report by Ca$hFlowX
Episode 174
June 8, 2009
WRESTLING: (n.) ’res-ling A sport of contest in which two individuals face off in unarmed combat.
ANARCHY: (n.) an-ar-key (1) A state of lawlessness due to absence of authority. (2) A complete lack of order.
What happens when you mix the two together? NWA-Anarchy!
– Welcome to NWA Anarchy, this is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING~! Welcome to the second half of the 13th Annual Hardcore Hell recap show. Last week, Malachi pulled off a monumental upset over Azreal to capture the Young Lion’s Title, and Shatter barely retained the NWA National Heavyweight Title against the Ricky Steamboat of NWA Anarchy, Ace Rockwell. This week, Truitt Fields defends the NWA Anarchy TV Title against Shaun Tempers with the Rejects barred from ringside.
– The NWA Anarchy Tag Team Champions Talent & Money (JT Talent & Andrew Pendleton III) admits that the ladder match from Hardcore Hell 2008 made their career, but tonight they are going to end the New Wave’s career. Talent says they are going to have to go to church on Sunday morning after what they do to the New Wave.
1. The New Wave (Derrick Driver & Steven Walters) defeated Talent & Money to capture the NWA Anarchy Tag Team Titles in a no DQ, no countout, pinfalls count anywhere match.
This match starts off with brawling at ringside which is the way it should have started several weeks ago. Both teams brawled throughout the NWA Arena. This match was quite the spectacle: Talent bled buckets, chair shots galore, insane bumps, and a special posterior kicking appearance by the Brody Ray Chase & Seth Delay. The Hands of Steel & the Great American Scream machine lambaste the New Wave while T & M hobble at ringside. Chase slams Driver head first into a chair wedged between the middle and top rope. At ringside, Talent collapses off the apron. Pendleton reenters the ring and sends their help to the back. Bad mistake by T & M. Later on, Walters lands a stage dive off the fence along the side of the NWA Arena. Delay & Chase head back out, but their help backfires. The New Wave channels the Spanish Announce Team awesome finisher the Spanish Fly on Pendleton for the victory. Story learned here, extreme thingyy wrestlers eventually succumb to their own weakness. Backstage, the New Wave reflect upon their victory.
– The “Reverend” Dan Wilson predicts the demise of Truitt Fields because of Shaun Tempers’ infiltration plan. Tempers taught Fields that nice guys finish last. Awesome promo by Tempers.
– John Johnson is joined by Truitt Fields. Fields is celebrating his third consecutive appearance at Hardcore Hell by promising Shaun will not like what will happen to him.
2. “The Sleeper Cell” Shaun Tempers pinned “0% Body Fat” Truitt Fields to capture the NWA Anarchy Heavyweight Title.
NWA Anarchy Owner Jerry Palmer scorns Dan Wilson for trying to pull another trick. Palmer orders security to escort the miscreant peasant from ringside. You know, Fields has an action figure physique and wrestles like a commando. Tempers takes over after dipping on a cross bodyblock attempt and slowly tortures Fields. Fields channels Ivan Putski’s Polish Power and executes an overhead release suplex to buy himself time. After commercial, the referee administers his count. Tempers crotches Fields on the top rope and sends him flying to the arena floor with a top rope clothesline. Tempers exhibits frustration when he fails to pin Fields. Fields catches Tempers on the top rope. Tempers escapes a superplex attempt, but Fields surprises him with a super rana. With two minutes remaining, Fields breaks the grip on the hangman’s neckbreaker and connects with a Northern lights for a near fall. With under 60 seconds, Tempers shoves Fields into the referee. Fields nails the Killing Fields, but there is no referee to make the count. Fields’ former partner Shatter makes his grand entrance and powerbombs him straight to Hades. Tempers seizes the opening with the hangman’s neckbreaker. The referee wakes up in time to witness Tempers terminate Fields’ 19 month reign as television champion. The Reverend has outsmarted Fields, the fans, and Palmer again. Well, Palmer only limited the stipulation to any past, present, or future member of the Rejects. Palmer is left befuddled.
– Jeff G. Bailey says Mikael Judas should have stayed dead and Kimo is bread from birth to be a human weapon. Judas will pay dearly at the hands of the Butcher of Pyongyang. Another nig money promo from Bailey.
3. Kimo w/Jeff G. Bailey fought “the Priest of Punishment” Mikael Judas to a double disqualification.
Judas starts off by stomping Bailey’s hand and then it all goes downhill. Kimo counters the chokeslam with a kidney punch, ducks the Mafia kick with a knee clip, and slithers out the El Crucifijo. After commercial, Judas lands his patented mafia kick and top rope clothesline. The referee disqualifies both men after they shove him aside like a rag doll. They continue to brawl as security heads out to break up the action. They obliterate security. Bailey places Kimo’s mask back on to escort him away. Some wrestler from the back heads out, gets in Judas’s face, and eats a chokebreaker for having the audacity to confront him. A two minute pull apart brawl would have sufficed here.
4. Shadow Jackson pinned “Untouchable” Jeremy Vain w/”One Man Insurance Policy” Mr. Rob Adonis to retain the NWA Anarchy heavyweight Title.
Shadow starts off by applying the Figure 4, WHOO~! Mr. Adonis drags Vain to ringside to break the hold. Vain’s next attempt is futile and pays homage to Ric Flair with the Flair flip and Flair toss. Vain counters the 10-spot with side clip. Vain systematically demolishes Shadow’s injured ankle. Shadow buys himself time by avoiding the VKO and Vain’s manhood is paying the price. Shadow mounts a slow offensive, but Vain slows his momentum with a dropkick to the ankle. Shadow no sells Vain’s blows despite a distraction from Mr. Adonis. Vain fights back with the VKO. Shadow reverses the VDT with the 10-31 spinebuster for the victory.
OVERALL: New Wave/Talent & Money have the natural chemistry to pull on a great match. This match had the intensity that their match several weeks ago lack. You can’t help but wonder where the T & M storyline with Delay & Chase are going, especially when both teams know how to exude thingyiness. It was time for Truitt Fields to cough up the TV title and Tempers was the right person to put it on. There was a surprise finish with special thanks to Dan Wilson’s usual diabolical tactics. The lengths he will go to outsmart Palmer, Fields, and the locker room. A two minute pull apart brawl would have been fine. If done right, this feud can be milked for a long time. Unfortunately, the crowd was dead before the main event hit. It didn’t help that Shadow/Vain moved at a turtle’s pace. Even edited for TV the match seemed laborious. As for a major event, Hardcore Hell had a mixture great matches and brilliant storytelling.
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