7/29 WWE NXT Results: Tag Team Titles on the Line, Kevin Owens in Action

–We get an actual video package of Bull Dempsey eating junk food, with his flabby stomach exposed, and chips all over the place. Gross. It’s time to get “Bull-Fit” with a cheesy, 80s-style workout montage, where Bull fails to lift waits and makes a fool of himself around the gym. This is basically a less entertaining version of the Joseph Park OVW clips. 

DANA BROOKE vs. CHARLOTTE

It takes about 20 seconds for Emma to cause a distraction and put Dana Brooke in control. Heel Dana does heel things. Lots of “Dana sucks” chants. It’s interesting that they’re talking about Charlotte being “irreplaceable” in NXT because she’s already on the main roster, and she hasn’t done anything all that interesting since dropping the title. Charlotte fights back into the match and comes out of nowhere with a massive spear. She decks Emma off the apron and hits Natural Selection on Dana for the 1-2-3. 

–Samoa Joe cuts a promo and says people have been asking why he’s in NXT. Good question. He says he’s here to win the NXT Championship. Joe puts over Rhyno as the past, and calls him a “viscous predator”, but vows to put him down in their match next week. 

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