Broken Matt Hardy & Rockstar Spud In-Ring Promo:
Total Nonstop Deletion, Broken Matt knew you’d come. Broken Matt has invited over 50 brave soldiers to his dome of deletion. Broken Matt informs us that the entire city of Charlotte has been shut down by the State of North Carolina because, Apocalypto is upon us. The Hardy’s need to prove that they’re the greatest tag team in all of space and time. The sole heir to the Hardy throne, King Maxel, will be making his in-ring debut tonight.
Rockstar Spud comes down to the ring. Broken Matt says that Spud is worthy of deletion. Spud says that he’s definitely not getting deleted tonight because he’s sick of both of them, their gardener, their patethic drone, his wife, and most of all his green horn son that’s getting all of his television time. Spud’s a former two-time X Division Champion, a future World Champion, and he came down here to get his stinking kid gone.
King Maxel is already more over than he’s ever been. Spud’s going to make that greenhorn a loser. Broken Matt asks Spud if he wants to be Maxel’s first ever opponent? As the all-powerful promoter of Total Nonstop Deletion, he can sanction that. Spud says he’ll carry Maxel and make him look good so Matt can be like all other promoters and push him to the moon after he’s gone. Broken Matt wants an licensed official to come to the ring. Broken Matt tells the referee that this will be a no disqualification match. Broken Matt tells everyone to stand and praise King Maxel!
