– Dutch Mantell is backstage on the phone, trying to find Bruce Prichard.
Josh Matthews & Scott Steiner vs. Jeremy Borash & Joseph Park
Park starts things off with Josh Matthews, as the former Tough Enough star actually locks up with the big man. JB tagged in but Josh refused to lock up with him and tags in Steiner to a chorus of boos from the crowd. Park and Steiner do some very slow brawling back and forth until Big Poppa Pump goes after JB and the announcer realizes he wants nothing to do with this match. He runs up the ramp and escapes backstage and Park goes after his partner.
We cut backstage where JB and Park are running away. Matthews and Steiner get in a golf cart and chase after them, as Steiner screams “run fatass” about a dozen times. They turn a corner and get sprayed with with fire extinguishers. Steiner thinks it tastes like tapioca. With the babyfaces getting away, they steal a car and chase them down, the Big Booty Daddy still screaming insults at them the entire time. JB and Park split off in different directions. Josh follows JB into a swimming pool area and they start brawling in the water. We hear the JAWS theme start playing and Shark Boy comes out of nowhere, bitting Josh in the ass as he yells “Oh shell ya!” They cut to another location backstage where Park is cowering in the shadows. Father James Mitchell walks in with the Abyss mask, and tells his creation to find his inner demon. Eventually Borash finds his way back to the arena, but he’s hunted down by both opponents. They go to finish him off, but Shark Boy runs out and goes wild with stunners and all matter of ridiculousness. The heels regroup and dispose of the former X-Division star, and Steiner starts beating the hell out of JB. Abyss’ music hits and the crowd goes crazy as Father James Mitchell appears on the entrance ramp. Abyss attacks Steiner from behind and clears the ring, as Mitchell hands him a bag of thumbtacks. Josh takes a Black Hole Slam through the thumbtacks, and Borash flies off the top rope with a splash to pick up the win.
Winners: Abyss & Jeremy Borash
