John Cena appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live and issued an amazing response to the ‘threat’ made by The Rock.
The Rock was on the show earlier this week and talked about the rivalry between he and Cena, but said they were good friends now. Rock then made a comment saying if Cena acted up, he wouldn’t hesitate to knock his teeth down his throat, and said Cena would need to stick a toothbrush up his ass to brush them.
Kimmel played up on the comments, and Cena said (transcription credit to Bill Pritchard for Wrestlezone.com):
Why would you say that to me? I’m not going to take that! Listen up, Dwayne Johnson… if that is your real name. Everybody around the world knows your first name is ’T’ and your last name is ‘Herock’. You just pronounce it all weird and it just gets me even more pissed off.
Listen, if you think you’re making threats to me, and think shoving a toothbrush up my bum is a threat, I’ve got some advice for you pal! And by pal, I totally mean my best friend, I don’t mean it as an adversarial term. Watch Blockers, and then watch it again! Because if you think shoving a toothbrush up my butt is a threat, you got news comin’ pal! There’s been a funnel up there, there’s been a parking cone, there’s more traffic in that region than a Monday on the 405 in both directions!
No! No, I am not just going to take this laying down! So, let’s analyze what a toothbrush and toothpaste does; it cleans, right? You want to clean my butt? OK pal, you’ve got the job! But if I was you, I’d bring a bodysuit and latex gloves, because down there it’s like a Mississippi corn field in a downpour! It is just all mud and vegetation, pal. OK, so the question I have for you, T. Herock, is… do you really want to smell what John Cena is putting out?
Check out the full clip below:
