BEFORE A SINGLE SHOT IS FIRED
Not to be negative (ahem), but TNA’s Monday launch looks dead in the water for reasons that should be fairly obvious.
Well, Hulk Hogan will be there. OK, in what context? What scores does he have to settle? Will he wrestle? Will he walk without a limp? Will Brooke be there? Will she sing? Will Hulk rub her ass? Will Brian Knobs be there? Jimmy Hart? Brutus Beefcake? That no-good cradle-robbing wife?
Er, I don’t know. All we know is that Hogan will be there. Questions regarding his return to, uh, mainstream wrestling remain unasked, perhaps because TNA doesn’t know the answers and we don’t want to.
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