The Biz: Hell In A Cell Thoughts (as they happen!)

Nick Perkins

Hello my children. For this week’s article, I’m going to do something a little bit different. I’m going to provide my thoughts on the Hell In a Cell Pay-Per-View as I have them. Meaning, I’m watching the show right now, and will provide my thoughts as they happen. Let’s get started

 
Many people think that this is going to be a train wreck of a show, but I’m actually looking forward to it- especially The Undertaker VS CM Punk match.
It looks like I won’t have to wait long for that match either!…Are they really having The Undertaker VS CM Punk match first!? Yes. They are. I wonder what the reasoning is. Is it going to be better than the other two cell matches or worse? Is there going to be another screw job finish?
For the record, you can see Undertaker’s underwear coming of his tights. Kinda ruins the mystique.
Oh wow. Half the crowd is cheering for The Undertaker, the other half is cheering for Punk.
Punk tried to go for the shining wizard/bulldog combo on the ring apron, but Undertaker pushed him into the cell. Ouch!
You can tell that the Cell is really inhibiting the cameramen. They’ve missed a few important shots now.
I really want CM Punk to win by the way. I like The Undertaker, but I like CM Punk more. He likes Pepsi so he’s ok in my book.
So Punk went for the Shining Wizard again, but Taker countered it into the Last Ride. Cool, unexpected moment, especially went Punk kicked out. Has anyone else kicked out of the Last Ride?
Wow. The Undertaker just pinned CM Punk in a glorified squash match. Everything that everyone was afraid of happening, happened. No wonder they put this match first. Why did I consider CM Punk VS The Undertaker to be a dream match? Who booked this match? They must be alcoholics.
The other two Cell matches better deliver something special, because this match sure didn’t. Just sayin’.

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