We recently had the Hall of Fame before WrestleMania and Edge was being inducted this year. He told a story and neglected to add that I was apart of, shockingly enough. I had been on the road maybe five-six months, and I got the call spur of the moment, somebody is injured, somebody is suspended, whatever. Okay, cool, I'll pack my bags. So we went over to Iraq and the sleeping arrangements were hilarious.
I can't remember the general's name, it wasn't a five-star, because I don't know if there any current five-star generals, whatever the biggest general is was. He was in our room. It was me, JBL, Undertaker, Edge, and Vince McMahon all bunking. I was on the top bunk and JBL was on the bottom. To the right of me was Vince McMahon and I think let him have his own bunks so there was nobody above or below him. To my left was Undertaker and I think Edge was top bunk…
There was one giant bed in the room and we gave it to the general, it was his show. It was one of those moments where I'm just laying there awake thinking how bizarre my life is. I'm in a bunk bed with JBL and Vince McMahon is over here. All of a sudden I hear somebody let one off and then you hear (impersonates Vince MaMahon laughing). So then I'm sitting in a bunk bed and Vince McMahon is crapping his pants.
(Punk laughed loudly). "I'm totally red. Who hasn't? How's that for honesty, ESPN. Yeah. I don't even think it was done in the context you are thinking of. It was a complete goof. I wasn't trying to be salacious. I wasn't trying to get in anybody's pants or anything. It was probably to my girlfriend and was more like an LOL, ha!"