SEGMENT #2
*Taz: "Sting attacks in a violent way…" Yeah, as opposed to that one time with the feather duster.
*YAY! MONEY MARK!
*"Who could have predicted what Sting did?" Anybody who's ever watched wrestling, I hope. A babyface isn't appearing out of nowhere to help other babyfaces administer a 3-on-2 beating. Only heels unfairly exercise a numbers advantage.
*AJ Styles does a decent Ric Flair imitation, but there's only one original. Unscripted = unleashed.
*"WHY, STING, WHY? WHY?" My God, that's Bob Backlund under that mask!
SEGMENT #3
*Was Jennifer preparing to nurse Brooke Hogan?
*Kazarian cuts a lame promo to strained, obligatory applause. If TNA is going to war, I say let someone better do this interview. F***, not Daniels!
*Where's Pillman and Liger when you need 'em?
*Who's the Brit? What's that belt? Did I click over to ROH by mistake?
*"The X Division is the adrenaline of TNA." — Eric Bischoff, 2010.
*"F*** the cruiserweights." — Eric Bischoff, 1995-99.
*YAY! MONEY MARK MENTION!
*If the X Division matters so much, why are Tenay and Taz talking about Sting and Dixie Carter?
*Shannon Moore hits the ring to mass indifference. "I know! If we give Shannon the X Division belt, maybe Jeff will feel obligated to show up more, and not high."
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